the goddamn blues

last one, for now

2010-08-09T03:27:00.001-04:00

are you not supposed to find him sexy? cuz i do!

Manny Pannies

2010-08-09T02:52:00.001-04:00

this is a good one, too:

bradley whitford is just TOO much!

Don't Tase, Bro! Don't Taser Me, Man!

2010-08-09T02:33:00.002-04:00

this is my favorite sequence from the latest episode:

QUEEN, GET OFF MY TV SCREEN!

2010-07-24T23:24:00.003-04:00

i'd like to fly, but i can't even swim

2010-07-24T01:38:00.001-04:00

as heard in:

villains part 2 from Paul Proulx & Jessica Sargent on Vimeo.

did jermaine clement just say...

2010-07-19T21:17:00.002-04:00

Kieran Vollard Talks to Rabbits from Jemaine Clement

did he just say something about fvcking? O-O-O-O-O-OH MY GOSH!

the good guys

2010-07-19T21:11:00.005-04:00

are y'all watching this? Y'ALL SHOULD BE!

no, that's not it :(

2010-07-19T20:57:00.002-04:00

i think they got it wrong. the story, as told in the film, really does not condone her changing who she is and i think pretty much shows the folly of her decision. the original story really seals the deal on this. i mean, i get the humor, or the humor as it's intended, but i don't think the story, no matter how much it was butchered/bastardize by Disney, condones any of that.

i also don't appreciate how ppl talk shit about Beauty and the Beast, talking about it's an allegory for an abusive relationship. it's a beautiful story and i refuse to acknowledge any other interpretation as such!

this time, baby, i'll be BULLETPROOF!

2010-07-19T20:47:00.001-04:00

acoustic version of la roux's bulletproof.

you wanna see a magic trick?

2010-07-17T23:16:00.001-04:00

INCEPTION

2010-07-17T22:04:00.002-04:00

"you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"

to the asshole who saw my blinker going and sped up...

2010-07-17T20:46:00.001-04:00

what the fuck is your problem? you didn't even get off at the exit i was trying to get to!

No rules, just right

2010-07-16T21:55:00.001-04:00

paul looked really upset when he said he might not tell him. awwwwe :(

ATTN: BLACK PARENTS EVRYWHERE

2010-07-16T21:13:00.005-04:00

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS THESE TACKY ASS GHETTO NAMES! it's really disgusting and inappropriate and they're not even cute. just ugly. just like the way your kids act because you don't love them enough to actually do your job as a parent. what you don't realize is, little DraKisha and DeJaylin are going to grow up and one day, they're going to try to look for a job or apply for college. however, because of the institutionalized racism in american society, they will under constant scrutiny and will more than likely be discriminated against because of their horrible names. where the fuck do you get off making up names anyway? let me know so i can meet you there and cuss your dumb ass out. seriously, what's wrong with names like "Adam" or "John" or "James" or "David" or "Michael" or "Eli" or "Penny" or "Margaret" or hell, "Apple" or "Moses"? at least those are real words. but no, we name our children horrendous trash like "Ah' Dasha", "Detrenell", "TyJuan", "Brinasha", "Laqeti", "NoLisha," and all shit like that. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS AT ONCE. ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH! do you even SOUND these names out? did you even write it down and show it to somebody else to see how they would pronounce it? i know a little girl, her name is pronounced "Tatiana," but it's spelled "Ti'Tiana." shouldn't that be pronounced "tee-tee-ana"? i believe it would be. and look, i'm all for creativity, but let's be serious, you just can't make up a name, you just can't. i mean, maybe you can, but i doubt that's how you do it.

PS. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. once you decide you keep your child and become a parent, you don't get a break from that, ever in life. that's just a commitment you can't half-ass. it's all or nothing. a baby is not a tamogatchi or a puppy, it's a actual human being. treat your child like a person, not a show dog.

no, it's not OK.

to the asshole who almost hit me when i was about to pull into 7-11, and then again after i stopped and was about to go through...

2010-07-16T21:10:00.002-04:00

what the fuck was your problem? i had the right away. you would have known that if you weren't an asshole.

to the asshole who left a huge gap for me to merge into on the freeway, only to honk at me as i merged...

2010-07-16T21:08:00.002-04:00

what the fuck was your problem? you were in the right lane, you're supposed to let me on the freeway.

BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2010-07-16T20:57:00.001-04:00

the ONLY reason i like this song

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

2010-07-16T20:53:00.002-04:00

the worst of it all is that i got this song stuck in my head because some 4th grade girls were singing. let me tell it, it's terribly disturbing to hear little girls sing a song talkin' bout, "baby, i can break you down" babies are growing up too fast. :(

boy the way you blowing up my phone won't make me leave no faster!

2010-07-13T22:15:00.002-04:00

i shoulda left my phone at home, cuz this is uh DIS-AS-TUH!

bret hart and shawn michaels had a kid...

2010-07-04T00:58:00.004-04:00

here she is:

WHERE HAS SHE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

"OH YES" is right!

you will look for me and i'll be gone

2010-06-28T23:22:00.003-04:00

hush, baby, baby, baby, don't you cry

2010-06-28T23:13:00.001-04:00

someone who won't leave me feeling

2010-06-26T03:28:00.002-04:00

and lord knows i've been thrice disappointed today.

and heard in:

and don't you ever wonder or worry your head of what i do

2010-06-26T03:06:00.002-04:00

YEAH, I'M THE GUY

2010-06-24T19:11:00.001-04:00

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm from Jon Hamm

it's not somebody who's seen the light

2010-06-20T04:38:00.002-04:00

???

2010-06-17T21:33:00.002-04:00

peter, please answer: what's with all these chicks not wearing underwear? like, every other day, pictures come out with some chick flashing kitty. and now perez hilton got in trouble for posting some of miley cyrus. yeah, he's in the wrong, but so is she. where do these chicks get the idea that you can not wear drawers and THEN go on and wear the shortest, most-indecent-exposure-ensuring outfit? IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY, MISS HUNNAY!

The Prom Date

2010-06-17T21:16:00.001-04:00

justin bateman is hot!

SLAKE SEZ

2010-06-17T02:05:00.000-04:00

SLAKE SEZ from Jessica Gilmore on Vimeo.

Is this the same "bear"?

2010-06-15T12:49:00.001-04:00

is this "pooh" that "pooh"?

MISS HUNNAY

2010-06-14T01:56:00.002-04:00

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, MISS HUNNAY! three minutes and twenty-six seconds in, f. murray abraham starts serving the kids tea! LOL @ 3:19: "i start acting my...my, my heart out." girl, i know what you were about to say!

WHY IS THAT WOMAN SINGING MY SONG??

2010-06-12T21:02:00.001-04:00

this reminds of that part from jackie's back.

WHAT!

2010-06-12T20:57:00.002-04:00

DAVID HYDE PIERCE IS GAY???
well, it makes sense...but still...

Mom - Starring Mom!

2010-06-12T20:31:00.002-04:00

telling a story about a retiring female custodian complaining about kids leaving the auditorium with cake. the custodian is disgruntled, but Mom says:

Mom: BITCH, that's yo' job!

HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD WOMAN, OR SOMETHING?

2010-06-12T20:27:00.002-04:00

SCANDALOUS!!! talkin' bout you and me ...

MARVELOUS!!! baby, baby, can't ya see?

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

2010-06-08T03:09:00.002-04:00

i don't condone with song all the way, but i will sing along to the chorus.

My Mom and Pop - Starring My Mom and Pop!

2010-06-06T20:16:00.001-04:00

Mom, laughing : Now, don't get your panties in a wad!
Daddy, seriously: Don't worry about the wad in my panties.

Oh, Johnny, are you Queer?

2010-03-13T21:10:00.002-05:00

i've never heard of johnny weir until today, but i think i am a fan. i definitely admire him, he takes his sport very seriously, but unfortunately ppl are more concerned with his sexuality and "flamboyance," which is polite straightspeak for "faggotry." he acknowledges this an adult, very classy. i think he should just be like, "fuck it," and call himself "johnny queer." like, why not?

by the way, doesn't he look like james mcavoy?

weir

mcavoy

NO ONE'S READY TO DEAL WITH US

2010-02-21T23:03:00.001-05:00

take it or squeeze it: best name for anything!

PLEASE EXPLAIN

2010-02-20T00:25:00.003-05:00

for some reason, the nostalgic critic decided to do a review of bebe's kid. it was basically pointless, as i felt he misinterpreted a lot of the film's attempts at character development and storytelling. he came at it excessively harsh and without a valid reason. this was not a successful film and no one really talks about it unless it's on BET. so what was the point? he also has an issue with how there is a line in the film in which robin says, "i'mma beat the black offa you," but then goes on to make a very tasteless roots reference/joke. i dunno, maybe it's because i grew up on this movie, but i just don't think it deserved the hell that he gave it, it was just cruel. it just shows that he didn't get it.

Valentine's Day Tutorial

2010-02-14T20:56:00.004-05:00

have a good night!

WE STILL CARE ABOUT JOHN MAYER?

2010-02-14T20:52:00.002-05:00

do we really? no? didn't think so. let's listen to d'angelo.

Does Christopher Walken KNOW he has a son somewhere?

2009-12-31T23:38:00.003-05:00

DOES HE?

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, PLEASE CLAIM YOUR CHILD! or could he be a voight?

this looks like a case for maury povich!

Terrifying

2009-12-12T03:38:00.001-05:00

just wow. words fail.

Random Thought in RM 205#3

2009-12-07T20:32:00.002-05:00

peter, please answer: why does my russian/eastern european film professor wear tight slacks and sit with his legs wide open? i'm sure he doesn't mean anything perverted by it, but this straddles the borderline of sexual harassment...

Random Thought in RM 205#2

2009-12-07T20:09:00.002-05:00

peter, please answer: why is the man sitting next to me looking for green metallic heels, specifically? i think he's looking for matching handbags, too. 'tis the season?

Random Thought in RM 205

2009-12-07T19:21:00.001-05:00

peter, please answer: why is this bald man wearing a nylon stocking on his head?

Laughing like a heifer to the slaughter

2009-11-15T03:26:00.002-05:00

Baby's on Fire - The Venus in Furs

Baby's on Fire - Brian Eno

PLEASE EXPLAIN

2009-11-14T15:15:00.002-05:00

who thought it was a good look for her to have all these close-ups of her scowling and scrunching her face? she looks rough. the song is nice, the video is colorful and memorable (to me, at least), but everything else, uh-uh.

I Stay-Puft Up!

2009-11-13T16:26:00.002-05:00

isn't he a cutie? he even has a fan site and has inspired costumes!

2009-11-09T19:01:00.003-05:00

Ingemisco, tamquam reus:
culpa rubet vultus meus;
supplicanti parce, Deus.

Qui Mariam absolvisti,
et latronem exaudisti,
mihi quoque spem dedisti.

We're Beautiful - Craig Emonds

2009-11-09T02:06:00.002-05:00

features craig and liz. hope you like it. if not, kick rocks!

Dennis Frogman - -Cuz A Nigguh Gangsta!

2009-11-08T16:51:00.002-05:00

"ma-ma-my gummybears!"

You threw away a Kingdom today!

2009-11-08T15:47:00.005-05:00

The Big Knife (1955) -- Starring Jack Palance, Ida Lupino, Rod Steiger, Shelley Winters

this movie is very strange and i think it has a lot to do with being based off a play. it takes place in one location and is very dialogue driven. the ppl who adapted this were very lazy. rod steiger is my favorite thing about the film, but unfortunately, he's not in it for all that much.

Christoph Waltz in the bathtub!

2009-11-01T05:04:00.005-05:00

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
TAKIN' ME HIGHER! SPRECHEN SIE NOW, BABY!!

If you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me

2009-10-27T17:09:00.003-04:00

Placebo -- Running up thst Hill

as heard in this, which looks good, in spite of ethan hawk and catherine keener. when was the last time i saw willem dafoe and sam neill?

here's the original by kate bush:

i like both, but the kate bush version is the one that gets stuck in my head.

HEY PAUL

2009-10-26T12:16:00.003-04:00

i always liked the part at 1:28-1:31. he transforms completely just in a flick of his head. he's like, "bitch, it's a hairflip!"

MM in the Morning

2009-10-23T10:12:00.002-04:00

marilyn manson used to scare the hell outta me, until i got older and could see past his shock-schlock. he's 40, now. SHAMFUCKINGWOW

lotsa pretty, pretty ones wanna get you high
today, i'm dirty, want to be pretty, tomorrow i know, i'm just dirt
a pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb, a pill to make you anybody else, but all the drugs in this world won't save her from herself
never grow up to be a big rock star, celebrated victim of your fame, so we'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale
i wanna thank you mom, i wanna thank you dad, for bringing this fucking to a bitter end; i never hated one true God, just the God of the ppl i hated

Now, c'mon...

2009-10-15T17:55:00.005-04:00

it's no secret that black women wear weaves and do all that upkeep. it is no secret that white women wear weaves. evrybody wears weaves! some white ppl ask/act racially inappropriate, so i don't think that has anything to do with the movie. and why don't you just watch the movie first, anyway? and why is what black women do with their hair, first of all, a secret, and then secondly, why is it one worth keeping? is it shame? what is it?

I'm not coming to yo' party, girl!

2009-09-24T18:22:00.001-04:00

i'm not dancing with you girl, cuz i'll be dancing on my own!

Kanye...

2009-09-14T12:01:00.006-04:00

please stop trying to stay relevant. you know it's bad when you ape-ing over something that didn't even have your name in it. or were you mad cuz "best i ever had" wasn't out in time to be nominated for nothing? suffice to say, get you some business, boo-boo, cuz when was the last time you put a CD out? and remember: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

For the werewolf, has sympathy

2009-08-30T03:13:00.003-04:00

for the werewolf, somebody like you and me.

as heard in the trailer for abrazos rotos:

Tarantino's Triumph of the Will

2009-08-27T08:34:00.004-04:00

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YES, MA’AM, GAWDDAMN! I LOVE THIS MOVIE! i swear that I do! this came as the perfect end to my HIS 1300: European History from 1500 to 1945 class! i don't know where to begin, it's just great. SEE IT! and i know tarantino films run long, but i wanted this to be longer. i've already seen it twice in two days and i'm thinking about seeing it again soon, in spite of the russian subtitles. granted, some things felt long, but you get absorbed into it very quickly. and i never knew eli roth had such wet, doe eyes. and christoph waltz is the main attraction. it's funny they advertise brad pitt like he's the only one in it worth seeing, but he's only in it for a few minutes, though he is good. GO SEE IT!

2009-08-27T06:04:00.002-04:00

i don't know when to speak out
i don't know when to shut up
i don't know when i'm beat down
i don't know how to fit in
so, what use am i to you?
not much.

Had a Bad Day

2009-08-27T00:36:00.010-04:00

i'm going to watch some timaya videos to cheer me up:

hope they cheer you up, too.

Oh, technology!

2009-08-21T02:57:00.001-04:00

where's my glock? :(

Blog Bites

2009-08-21T00:35:00.002-04:00

oh, for real, tyler?

if beyonce was a boy...she'd not look right. angelina looks cute and very young; brad looks bad; britney looks a bit scary; justin looks pretty, but irritating; rihanna looks tangy and zesty; jessica looks like marc anthony; robert looks ok; and will...no comment.

All my Spies are watching you!

2009-08-15T23:45:00.004-04:00

and featured in:

which also features:

It's Whatever

2009-08-15T23:37:00.002-04:00

i'm an idiot
and i'm a fool
and i wish i could be cruel
just like evrybody else

A Poison Tree

2009-08-07T14:01:00.001-04:00

from the gospel of William Blake:

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears,
Night and morning with my tears;
And I sunnèd it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole,
When the night had veiled the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

Christina Applegate, ya gotta put me on

2009-08-07T13:53:00.001-04:00

2009-08-07T13:40:00.003-04:00

so, i write songs. matter of fact, i'm working on a musical. dunno how it's going to come together, but here are some songs i've written for it:

you’re so mean
you’re so cruel
And I’m such a goddamn fool
To love you
The way I do

I suffer each and everyday
Try and cry as I may
Deep in my bones
you’ll stay

I bear your cross
And I bear mine
And I breakdown all the time
From carrying
such a heavy load

Suffering in this misery
I can’t eat and I can’t sleep
Cuz if I do
I dream of you
With someone new

you’re so mean
you’re so cruel
you see me on my knees
pleading for clemency
I kick and scream
For you to release me

I suffer each and everyday
Try and cry as I may
Deep in my bones
you’ll stay

I wish I could forget you
I wish I never met you
You lied to me
You lied so sweet

You’re in my bones
This pain won’t go away
Until you’re home

Oh, please come home
Just please come home
I’ll be good, I’ll sweet
Anything you want, I’ll be
Just come on home.
Come back home.
Please come home.

here's a country and western version of it:
You’re in my bones
I try to drain you out
Through my teary eyes
And runny nose

But you’re in my bones
It’s a prison in my skin
I fight so hard
And rave so long
Up against them cold, iron bars

Locked up in my misery
Stomach too tight
And I can’t eat
I just weep myself to sleep
But all I ever seem to do
is dream of you
With someone new

Stay up all night and cry
Wishing that I could die
Lie down in the road and die

And you’re so meanAnd you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you

I saw you only yesterday
With another girl,
you couldn’t wait
Until my eyes had dried

Cried so hard, I was blind
I could barely find
my way on home
Threw myself down on my bed
Cried until my eyes turned red
Thinking of all the things you’ve said
All those sweet nothings
and pretty little lies

Has she heard them yet?
Or did she get a different set of trickery?
You lied to me
You lied so sweet

And you’re so mean
And you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you
But you’re in my bones
Gimme back my heart
I’ll rip that wretched thing apart
And scatter those pieces in the wind
Cuz I never wanna love again

And you’re so mean
And you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you

here's another, i don't think it's done yet:
All the boys I loved before
They don’t love me anymore
And I guess I only got myself to blame

I love too hard
And it always hurts the worst
Stuck suffering in my pain
Left shivering in the rain
All alone, waiting for the train

Gotta catch my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Gotta catch my train

All the boys I loved before
They don’t love me anymore
But why the hell should I give a fuck about that?
I crossed my arms and turned my back
Waiting for my train to leave the track

I can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train

All the boys I loved before
I don’t love them anymore
I’ve been laughing through my pain
Go out dancing in the rain
Bought a one-way for the train

I can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train

so, what do you think? what say you, boo?

Well?

2009-08-07T13:30:00.002-04:00

sexy, can i?

M v. MM

2009-08-05T22:35:00.006-04:00

I LOVE IT!

Fvck you, I win this prize!

2009-07-11T05:44:00.001-04:00

THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT!

OMG

2009-07-07T18:09:00.002-04:00

is the ending to this a Christmas Evil reference? i LOVE the "hardly working" series. and there's something about patrick that i find adorable.

I'm Sorry

2009-07-03T01:47:00.002-04:00

but i don't see the big deal with drake. i thought he was a singer, but apparently he's a rapper and it's whatever on that song. i dunno, maybe it's cuz he looks like my cousin. i don't get it, but i guess evry girl, or at least the ones in the hood, are supposed to like it. whatever.

You and Me and the Devil makes 3

2009-06-26T02:08:00.003-04:00

No, You Don't Know

2009-06-23T03:45:00.001-04:00

Tom Petty - You Don't Know How it Feels
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Repeat Offender (formerly known as "On Repeat"): Black Hole Sun

2009-06-17T03:04:00.003-04:00

the video would freak me out when i was younger #i still refuse to watch it in its entirety; the part with the girl eating ice cream is really uncalled for# but the song itself is actually quite beautiful. so is the acoustic version:

this song makes me feel nostalgic about the 90s, even though i barely remember it. all i know is, MTV was MUCH MUCH better.

Phone Phobia

2009-06-17T02:53:00.002-04:00

i think i have something of one. is it weird i get a little scared when my phone rings? i really don't care to use the phone at all; afraid i'll dial the wrong number. i'm pretty sure i know the cause of it, but still. anybody else got this?

B. Scott freestyle

2009-06-06T20:09:00.003-04:00

something about this reminds me of ursula. he's so pretty, i can't stand it!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

2009-06-06T02:12:00.001-04:00

"i just wanna touch you where you pee; i just wanna touch you where it's the warmest."

?

2009-06-04T23:02:00.001-04:00

why do black ppl like spongebob so much?

Past-ing Thought

2009-06-02T21:21:00.002-04:00

i gave you a piece of myself, my insecurity, so that you could be secure with yourself with the knowledge that there is a girl who hates herself just the way you hate yourself. i did that because we were friends.

Shrieking Violet

2009-06-02T21:20:00.001-04:00

I got soft lips
but i also have hard fists
that will turn your ass into a bloody mess

Blue Haikus

2009-06-02T21:09:00.002-04:00

I am only ripe
and fertile to bear bitter
fruit for you to eat

if i could, i would
sacrifice my pride, but then
i would have nothing

i never knew hate
until i knew you and now
it is all i know

you'll fly far, my dear
darling, but please don't fly too
far and forget me

you purr for me so
sweetly, my little pretty
kitty pussycat

i am the troll who
lives under the bridge and scares
the poor billy goats

bitch, i've got no time
to hear you crying on the
phone, so just shut up

that spider in his
web watches all that i do,
his eight eyes transfixed

school is the bitch that
habitually beats my
ass. she can get fucked.

that boy is very
good-looking, but he doesn't
look at me. pity

"BITCHS GET NO WHER"
was written on the bus seat
I don't think that's true

no one told me
that i'm a fancy clown. That's
why they laugh at me

all the spiders in
my stomach started to crawl
around inside me

i can't stand it when
that spider crawls all around
my back. drives me nuts

Highschool Lover

2009-06-02T21:02:00.001-04:00

jailbait me
statutory rape me
pull up my skirt and spank me
as i spread across your knees
you've got candy in your pocket
and my sweet tooth wants a piece

PostSecrets Throughout History

2009-05-23T01:25:00.005-04:00

courtesy of college humor.

OMG, WTH?

2009-05-23T00:51:00.002-04:00

FMLTWIA

LOL#14

2009-05-21T00:20:00.001-04:00

excellent, excellent dead-on impresson!

Sock it to me, Baby!

2009-05-18T13:52:00.002-04:00

again, i don't see much of a problem, other than the text being a little too fancy. i dunno why black ppl have to be so damn judgmental. i don't see how her having a tatted piece of candy makes her a slut or a whore or somebody dirty. is it cute? not really, but it's not too bad. she obviously has a sense of humor, lighten up!

BOW if you recognize R-O-Y-A-L-T-Y

2009-05-15T01:05:00.004-04:00

now, i might be something of a hoodrat, but i actually like this. the TATTOO, i mean. "BOO, BITCH, BOO" on that other foolishness, but i think it's a nice concept and don't see what's wrong when crowning the family jewels. asia argento has something similar and it looks pretty nice:

and dare i say, that is a good place for a tattoo since it's really easy to hide, but then, it's kinda like, "what's the point of getting it if you're going to hide it?" i dunno, but i can't hate too much on that.

Cancer from KISSING?!

2009-05-13T23:24:00.003-04:00

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

That's what I've been saying!

2009-05-13T14:46:00.002-04:00

gospel from the Book of Rebecca West:

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

Let the church say, "AMEN!"

2009-05-13T01:46:00.002-04:00

gospel from the Book of Bruce Lee:

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

He hit me - it felt like a Kiss

2009-05-07T22:31:00.003-04:00

we both know

Glamour is a Rocky Road

walked with no shoes

a heavy cross

a broken heart

a bloody nose

we both know

Glamour is a Rocky Road

paved with good intentions

broken bones

shards of glass

reflecting our insecurities

we both know

Glamour is a Rocky Road

but we made it through,

Me and You.

Thanks, Tyra

2009-05-06T15:18:00.001-04:00

for absolutely nothing...

I See You, Shia

2009-05-06T12:56:00.005-04:00

i had no idea so many black girls like shia labeouf. he does have something, i guess, maybe it's his cajun jew swag. but he still looks like a kid to me; i ain't forgot about holes. that account does sound very sexy, but i don't think about him like that, maybe cuz he looks so short.

quizas, quizas, quizas

i can't believe what he said about his mama, though. what's really good, shia? getting your six ways to sunday thing on.

by the way, i wouldn't want to be a groupie, don't see the point in all that, but i will read about it...

BOO THIS MAN!

2009-05-03T15:31:00.008-04:00

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.