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is it weird that sometimes i think in facebook statuses? for instance, in my film class, after we watched The Graduate, i thought of changing my status to "Jessica will marry Benjamin Braddock." i dunno, maybe it is, maybe it's not, apparently that's what twitter is for...

She's So Deep

i cannot stand fergie, but i did like "london bridge" and this is pretty good, too.

Genius of London - Fergie v. Tom Tom Club

All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine.

If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well he's the genius of love
He's so deep.

Speaking of Hoodrats...

what's good, Nivea? she is ms. hoodrat supreme.

prime examples:

Okay

your hands all on my booty
two stepping in my Gucci
- for the longest time, i thought she was talking "two stepping in my cootchie..."
sorry.

Parking Lot

i need to see you now can you get out, my man is at the house so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
for it get to late I cant wait it's just around my way so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
just over the hill at the light take a right hang a left on Harris drive
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
so what you waiting for hit the door put the pedal to the floor
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
- umm, WHAT?

and my personal favorite...

Laundromat

soap, powder, bleach, towels, fabric softner, dollars, change, pants, socks, dirty drawers
i'm going to the laundromat
and let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots, head sets, chips, pop, pay phones, clean house
i'm going to the laundromat
- i actually like the video, very high school production

i hope she gets better.

Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.