Does Christopher Walken KNOW he has a son somewhere?

DOES HE?




CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, PLEASE CLAIM YOUR CHILD! or could he be a voight?

this looks like a case for maury povich!

Terrifying

just wow. words fail.

Random Thought in RM 205#3

peter, please answer: why does my russian/eastern european film professor wear tight slacks and sit with his legs wide open? i'm sure he doesn't mean anything perverted by it, but this straddles the borderline of sexual harassment...

Random Thought in RM 205#2

peter, please answer: why is the man sitting next to me looking for green metallic heels, specifically? i think he's looking for matching handbags, too. 'tis the season?

Random Thought in RM 205

peter, please answer: why is this bald man wearing a nylon stocking on his head?

Laughing like a heifer to the slaughter

Baby's on Fire - The Venus in Furs

Baby's on Fire - Brian Eno

PLEASE EXPLAIN

who thought it was a good look for her to have all these close-ups of her scowling and scrunching her face? she looks rough. the song is nice, the video is colorful and memorable (to me, at least), but everything else, uh-uh.

I Stay-Puft Up!

isn't he a cutie? he even has a fan site and has inspired costumes!

Ingemisco, tamquam reus:
culpa rubet vultus meus;
supplicanti parce, Deus.

Qui Mariam absolvisti,
et latronem exaudisti,
mihi quoque spem dedisti.

We're Beautiful - Craig Emonds

features craig and liz. hope you like it. if not, kick rocks!

Dennis Frogman - -Cuz A Nigguh Gangsta!

"ma-ma-my gummybears!"

You threw away a Kingdom today!

The Big Knife (1955) -- Starring Jack Palance, Ida Lupino, Rod Steiger, Shelley Winters

this movie is very strange and i think it has a lot to do with being based off a play. it takes place in one location and is very dialogue driven. the ppl who adapted this were very lazy. rod steiger is my favorite thing about the film, but unfortunately, he's not in it for all that much.

Christoph Waltz in the bathtub!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
TAKIN' ME HIGHER! SPRECHEN SIE NOW, BABY!!

If you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me

Placebo -- Running up thst Hill

as heard in this, which looks good, in spite of ethan hawk and catherine keener. when was the last time i saw willem dafoe and sam neill?

here's the original by kate bush:


i like both, but the kate bush version is the one that gets stuck in my head.

HEY PAUL

i always liked the part at 1:28-1:31. he transforms completely just in a flick of his head. he's like, "bitch, it's a hairflip!"

MM in the Morning

marilyn manson used to scare the hell outta me, until i got older and could see past his shock-schlock. he's 40, now. SHAMFUCKINGWOW

lotsa pretty, pretty ones wanna get you high
today, i'm dirty, want to be pretty, tomorrow i know, i'm just dirt
a pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb, a pill to make you anybody else, but all the drugs in this world won't save her from herself
never grow up to be a big rock star, celebrated victim of your fame, so we'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale
i wanna thank you mom, i wanna thank you dad, for bringing this fucking to a bitter end; i never hated one true God, just the God of the ppl i hated

Now, c'mon...

it's no secret that black women wear weaves and do all that upkeep. it is no secret that white women wear weaves. evrybody wears weaves! some white ppl ask/act racially inappropriate, so i don't think that has anything to do with the movie. and why don't you just watch the movie first, anyway? and why is what black women do with their hair, first of all, a secret, and then secondly, why is it one worth keeping? is it shame? what is it?

I'm not coming to yo' party, girl!

i'm not dancing with you girl, cuz i'll be dancing on my own!

Kanye...

please stop trying to stay relevant. you know it's bad when you ape-ing over something that didn't even have your name in it. or were you mad cuz "best i ever had" wasn't out in time to be nominated for nothing? suffice to say, get you some business, boo-boo, cuz when was the last time you put a CD out? and remember: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

For the werewolf, has sympathy

for the werewolf, somebody like you and me.

as heard in the trailer for abrazos rotos:

Tarantino's Triumph of the Will

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YES, MA’AM, GAWDDAMN! I LOVE THIS MOVIE! i swear that I do! this came as the perfect end to my HIS 1300: European History from 1500 to 1945 class! i don't know where to begin, it's just great. SEE IT! and i know tarantino films run long, but i wanted this to be longer. i've already seen it twice in two days and i'm thinking about seeing it again soon, in spite of the russian subtitles. granted, some things felt long, but you get absorbed into it very quickly. and i never knew eli roth had such wet, doe eyes. and christoph waltz is the main attraction. it's funny they advertise brad pitt like he's the only one in it worth seeing, but he's only in it for a few minutes, though he is good. GO SEE IT!

i don't know when to speak out
i don't know when to shut up
i don't know when i'm beat down
i don't know how to fit in
so, what use am i to you?
not much.

Had a Bad Day

i'm going to watch some timaya videos to cheer me up:

hope they cheer you up, too.

Oh, technology!

where's my glock? :(

Blog Bites

oh, for real, tyler?

if beyonce was a boy...she'd not look right. angelina looks cute and very young; brad looks bad; britney looks a bit scary; justin looks pretty, but irritating; rihanna looks tangy and zesty; jessica looks like marc anthony; robert looks ok; and will...no comment.

All my Spies are watching you!

and featured in:


which also features:

It's Whatever

i'm an idiot
and i'm a fool
and i wish i could be cruel
just like evrybody else

A Poison Tree

from the gospel of William Blake:

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears,
Night and morning with my tears;
And I sunnèd it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole,
When the night had veiled the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

Christina Applegate, ya gotta put me on

so, i write songs. matter of fact, i'm working on a musical. dunno how it's going to come together, but here are some songs i've written for it:

you’re so mean
you’re so cruel
And I’m such a goddamn fool
To love you
The way I do

I suffer each and everyday
Try and cry as I may
Deep in my bones
you’ll stay

I bear your cross
And I bear mine
And I breakdown all the time
From carrying
such a heavy load

Suffering in this misery
I can’t eat and I can’t sleep
Cuz if I do
I dream of you
With someone new

you’re so mean
you’re so cruel
you see me on my knees
pleading for clemency
I kick and scream
For you to release me

I suffer each and everyday
Try and cry as I may
Deep in my bones
you’ll stay

I wish I could forget you
I wish I never met you
You lied to me
You lied so sweet

You’re in my bones
This pain won’t go away
Until you’re home

Oh, please come home
Just please come home
I’ll be good, I’ll sweet
Anything you want, I’ll be
Just come on home.
Come back home.
Please come home.

here's a country and western version of it:
You’re in my bones
I try to drain you out
Through my teary eyes
And runny nose

But you’re in my bones
It’s a prison in my skin
I fight so hard
And rave so long
Up against them cold, iron bars

Locked up in my misery
Stomach too tight
And I can’t eat
I just weep myself to sleep
But all I ever seem to do
is dream of you
With someone new

Stay up all night and cry
Wishing that I could die
Lie down in the road and die

And you’re so meanAnd you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you

I saw you only yesterday
With another girl,
you couldn’t wait
Until my eyes had dried

Cried so hard, I was blind
I could barely find
my way on home
Threw myself down on my bed
Cried until my eyes turned red
Thinking of all the things you’ve said
All those sweet nothings
and pretty little lies

Has she heard them yet?
Or did she get a different set of trickery?
You lied to me
You lied so sweet

And you’re so mean
And you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you
But you’re in my bones
Gimme back my heart
I’ll rip that wretched thing apart
And scatter those pieces in the wind
Cuz I never wanna love again

And you’re so mean
And you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you

here's another, i don't think it's done yet:
All the boys I loved before
They don’t love me anymore
And I guess I only got myself to blame

I love too hard
And it always hurts the worst
Stuck suffering in my pain
Left shivering in the rain
All alone, waiting for the train

Gotta catch my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Gotta catch my train

All the boys I loved before
They don’t love me anymore
But why the hell should I give a fuck about that?
I crossed my arms and turned my back
Waiting for my train to leave the track

I can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train

All the boys I loved before
I don’t love them anymore
I’ve been laughing through my pain
Go out dancing in the rain
Bought a one-way for the train

I can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train

so, what do you think? what say you, boo?

Well?

sexy, can i?

M v. MM

I LOVE IT!

Fvck you, I win this prize!

THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT!

OMG

is the ending to this a Christmas Evil reference? i LOVE the "hardly working" series. and there's something about patrick that i find adorable.

I'm Sorry

but i don't see the big deal with drake. i thought he was a singer, but apparently he's a rapper and it's whatever on that song. i dunno, maybe it's cuz he looks like my cousin. i don't get it, but i guess evry girl, or at least the ones in the hood, are supposed to like it. whatever.

You and Me and the Devil makes 3

No, You Don't Know

Tom Petty - You Don't Know How it Feels
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Repeat Offender (formerly known as "On Repeat"): Black Hole Sun

the video would freak me out when i was younger #i still refuse to watch it in its entirety; the part with the girl eating ice cream is really uncalled for# but the song itself is actually quite beautiful. so is the acoustic version:


this song makes me feel nostalgic about the 90s, even though i barely remember it. all i know is, MTV was MUCH MUCH better.

Phone Phobia

i think i have something of one. is it weird i get a little scared when my phone rings? i really don't care to use the phone at all; afraid i'll dial the wrong number. i'm pretty sure i know the cause of it, but still. anybody else got this?

B. Scott freestyle

something about this reminds me of ursula. he's so pretty, i can't stand it!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

"i just wanna touch you where you pee; i just wanna touch you where it's the warmest."

?

why do black ppl like spongebob so much?

Past-ing Thought

i gave you a piece of myself, my insecurity, so that you could be secure with yourself with the knowledge that there is a girl who hates herself just the way you hate yourself. i did that because we were friends.

Shrieking Violet

I got soft lips
but i also have hard fists
that will turn your ass into a bloody mess

Blue Haikus

I am only ripe
and fertile to bear bitter
fruit for you to eat

if i could, i would
sacrifice my pride, but then
i would have nothing

i never knew hate
until i knew you and now
it is all i know

you'll fly far, my dear
darling, but please don't fly too
far and forget me

you purr for me so
sweetly, my little pretty
kitty pussycat

i am the troll who
lives under the bridge and scares
the poor billy goats

bitch, i've got no time
to hear you crying on the
phone, so just shut up

that spider in his
web watches all that i do,
his eight eyes transfixed

school is the bitch that
habitually beats my
ass. she can get fucked.

that boy is very
good-looking, but he doesn't
look at me. pity

"BITCHS GET NO WHER"
was written on the bus seat
I don't think that's true

no one told me
that i'm a fancy clown. That's
why they laugh at me

all the spiders in
my stomach started to crawl
around inside me

i can't stand it when
that spider crawls all around
my back. drives me nuts

Highschool Lover

jailbait me
statutory rape me
pull up my skirt and spank me
as i spread across your knees
you've got candy in your pocket
and my sweet tooth wants a piece

PostSecrets Throughout History

courtesy of college humor.

OMG, WTH?

FMLTWIA

LOL#14

excellent, excellent dead-on impresson!

Sock it to me, Baby!

again, i don't see much of a problem, other than the text being a little too fancy. i dunno why black ppl have to be so damn judgmental. i don't see how her having a tatted piece of candy makes her a slut or a whore or somebody dirty. is it cute? not really, but it's not too bad. she obviously has a sense of humor, lighten up!

BOW if you recognize R-O-Y-A-L-T-Y

now, i might be something of a hoodrat, but i actually like this. the TATTOO, i mean. "BOO, BITCH, BOO" on that other foolishness, but i think it's a nice concept and don't see what's wrong when crowning the family jewels. asia argento has something similar and it looks pretty nice:

and dare i say, that is a good place for a tattoo since it's really easy to hide, but then, it's kinda like, "what's the point of getting it if you're going to hide it?" i dunno, but i can't hate too much on that.

Cancer from KISSING?!

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

That's what I've been saying!

gospel from the Book of Rebecca West:

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

Let the church say, "AMEN!"

gospel from the Book of Bruce Lee:

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

He hit me - it felt like a Kiss

we both know 

Glamour is a Rocky Road

walked with no shoes

a heavy cross

a broken heart

a bloody nose

we both know

Glamour is a Rocky Road

paved with good intentions

broken bones

shards of glass

reflecting our insecurities

we both know 

Glamour is a Rocky Road

but we made it through,

Me and You.

Thanks, Tyra

for absolutely nothing...

I See You, Shia

i had no idea so many black girls like shia labeouf. he does have something, i guess, maybe it's his cajun jew swag. but he still looks like a kid to me; i ain't forgot about holes. that account does sound very sexy, but i don't think about him like that, maybe cuz he looks so short.

quizas, quizas, quizas

i can't believe what he said about his mama, though. what's really good, shia? getting your six ways to sunday thing on.

by the way, i wouldn't want to be a groupie, don't see the point in all that, but i will read about it...

BOO THIS MAN!

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.

I love Gale!

If I were the *KiiiiiiiiNG*

i actually think she looks cute...

Poor Pluto

i know it's an old topic, but i can't believe pluto isn't a planet anymore. i mean, i know why, i wrote a paper about it, but still! anyway, thought this was cute, although sad:

Blame it on Hype

forest whitaker, you oughta know better. ron howard, WHERE IS YOUR SHAME? jake gyllenhaal, i'll deal with you later. i guess they figured since the song is so ridiculous, let's let the video reflect that. but damn, i wanted that panda to be robert downey jr. so damn bad!

and why is t-pain such a coon?

Thank You for being a friend, C.B.

Kissing, kissing, that's what I been Missing

i miss your kisses, babydoll
i hang your pictures on my wall
i light candles everyday
when i get on my knees to pray
that you’re OK.

Pop if Ya Wanna!

my knife isn’t as sharp as yours.
my cuts aren’t as clean or keen.
my bark is worse than my bite.
i bleed and bruise easily.
i never said i was tough,
but i never run from a fight.

Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:

that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.

ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

Drunken Boxing

dunno why, but i love it. if there's one style i would like to learn, it's this one. but, i'm not exactly built for it, i'm a clumsy elephant.

oh well, i can watch gordon liu do it:

and jackie chan:

and rock lee:

Where the Wild Things are

i love the trailer for "where the wild things are."

i can't wait to see it, though i barely remember the actual story. luckily, president obama read it during the white house easter egg roll:


this is cute, but the girls look miserable. i think i understand that, i don't like to share my daddy either.

the song from the trailer is good, too.

LOL#13

awwww! SO CUTE! XD

Mucho Gusto, Es un Placer

My name is _______,
i cry when i’m frustrated
i’m giddy when i’m sleepy
i don’t think i’m anything special, but try to walk over me and
i’ll stomp you out
i’m not selling cheap
i might be depressed
i’m horny when i’m sleepy
i want to please you, it’s important to me
i will one day because i want to
i think life would be easier sometimes if i were prettier
i think people would be nicer
i’m grumpy when i’m sleepy
i'm hard on myself
i'm not a child, in spite of how i act sometimes, though
i am a brat
“i want to trust you” is what i meant to say
i don’t say much cuz
i never know when to shut up and
i never say the right things
i’m not too bright but
i’m not that dumb
i don’t know how to fight, but
i still try
i don’t feel like i’m good enough sometimes and don’t think
i deserve happiness, but
i know better than that and
i will get what i want.

nice to meet you, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

Well, hell!

31 As a 1930s wife, I am Poor Take the test!

RE: Pieces Don't Fit Anymore

this "acted" out.

I Wonder U

i was watching il buono, il brutto, il cattivo the other day and i had the strangest thought. it was during the part where tuco drags blondie all through the desert. blondie's in bad shape and it ocurred to me that i had never seen clint eastwood look so vulnerble and weak. anyway, it gets worse and worse, and as he's fading, he starts breathing heavily. then, the thought, "wonder if he sounds like that when he has sex."

i think about stuff like that, sometimes when i was in high school, i would think about how some of my teachers would look during sex. i wasn't even attracted to most of them, i think it was more of a way not to be intimidated by them.

is that normal? maybe not, but it works.

?

is it weird that sometimes i think in facebook statuses? for instance, in my film class, after we watched The Graduate, i thought of changing my status to "Jessica will marry Benjamin Braddock." i dunno, maybe it is, maybe it's not, apparently that's what twitter is for...

She's So Deep

i cannot stand fergie, but i did like "london bridge" and this is pretty good, too.

Genius of London - Fergie v. Tom Tom Club

All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine.

If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well he's the genius of love
He's so deep.

Speaking of Hoodrats...

what's good, Nivea? she is ms. hoodrat supreme.

prime examples:

Okay

your hands all on my booty
two stepping in my Gucci
- for the longest time, i thought she was talking "two stepping in my cootchie..."
sorry.

Parking Lot

i need to see you now can you get out, my man is at the house so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
for it get to late I cant wait it's just around my way so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
just over the hill at the light take a right hang a left on Harris drive
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
so what you waiting for hit the door put the pedal to the floor
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
- umm, WHAT?

and my personal favorite...

Laundromat

soap, powder, bleach, towels, fabric softner, dollars, change, pants, socks, dirty drawers
i'm going to the laundromat
and let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots, head sets, chips, pop, pay phones, clean house
i'm going to the laundromat
- i actually like the video, very high school production

i hope she gets better.

Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.

Don't...don't you want me?

well, do ya?

The Human League - Don't You Want Me, Baby?

i can't stop listening/singing this! i like the video too, very almodovar.

LOL#12

"'Magic Fingers', my ass!"

DAAAY-UUUM!

YOU STRANGER!!

Jessica was Googled

"My life according to Google...copy & paste each phrase, then fill it in with the first Google description that pops up!"

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Jessica needs Coffee.
-Yes, please!

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Jessica looks like she’s got a package on the cover of GQ.
-Oh my!

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Jessica hates metal.
-It’s all about plastics.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" OR "[your first name] has gone" in Google search:
Jessica goes skinny.
-LOL, yeah, ok

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Jessica loves her some taco.
-Sho’ nuff

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Jessica eats on Flickr.
-uhhh, anywhere is fine, really

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Jessica has a happy family.
-"...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me, too?"

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Jessica works on her country album.
-“our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…”

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Jessica lives here.
-well, DUH

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
Jessica died after accident in bathroom.
-well, i've been told i'm in there forever...

11. Type in "[your first name] does" in Google search:
Jessica does Dallas.
-Of course.

12: Type in "[your first name] will" in Google search:
Jessica will be no-show.
-yeah, I got something better to do, so…

and can i just say that i hate my name?

LOL#11

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what is he saying? you get 20+ points if you guess correctly and a gold star if you can tell me the movie.

B. Scott's Bitch Fit

#WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!#

Iron Man's Perm

For Real, Real?

“Chris Brown is being convicted and character assassinated in the media and we don’t even know what Rihanna did yet.”

david, stop playing.

why don't you write him a nice, "i gotcha back" song? like, all the black men in america can join hands and sing a "we are the world" in solidarity for chris brown with all of his groupies on back-up.

seriously, why do black men think it's ok to hit a woman if she strikes first? i've seen some white guys say some stuff like that#well, reading via internet, i assumed most were white#but black men are being the most vocal about it. i'm really shocked about that considering most of them grew up without a father. is this some kind of way to get back at their mothers? i don't honestly see how a man can feel like a man after stomping on a woman. you're not a man, you're an overgrown coward. if somebody says something to you that angers you so much you feel like striking them down, it must be true. so what, a woman hits you or talks about you, aren't balls supposed to stand for something?

jack white said he was finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday and that's exactly why it's getting harder to trust a man these days. it's a very vicious cycle. it's very disheartening.

On Repeat #4: Piece of my Heart Edition

Erma Franklin - Take Another Little Piece of my Heart

The original, soulful version.

Janis Joplin - Take Another Little Piece of my Heart

THEE classic, screaming blues version.

Mary J. Blige does a really good version, too; very powerful, religious experience:

I'm on a Boat

reminds me of:



wow.

Lost

the video:

a comment from "chrisbzshawty":
LMFAOOOO; i couldn't breathe throughout this whole video . you are funny . now i regret signing up with this name but i don't want to make a new one because i have way too many subscriptions , favorites , and playlists i don't feel like re-doing . but i'll still listen to his music . if anything chris needs all the support he can get . i think it's unfair how one little incident ( well not so little ) will make everybody turn on chris like this . smh .

then, another from the same poster:
rihanna's soft ? if she can hit her brother with a glass bottle; she can take a punch.

now, aren't these nice biased statements? if there's anything i hate more than a groupie is a dumbass groupie. i'll never understand how ppl can be stans.

yeah, it's real sad how ppl don't want to support a woman-beater. what the fuck is wrong with us? poor chris! that poor, sweet, innocent boy just made a teeny-weeny mistake and got carried away.

yeah, she hit her brother with a glass bottle, HER BROTHER. chris brown beat her, not her brother. this girl must be an only child because anybody with siblings know how sometimes you just have to brawl with your brother/sister. it's natural. it's not right to throw glass, but that's what girls do. we aren't as strong as men and sometimes in desperation, we use foreign objects.

women make me sick these days. we really did kill chivalry with our petty jealousy at each other. ugly as i feel some days, i get jealous and i get bitter, but i will never enjoy a woman being beaten, regardless of her attractiveness. that's not my sickness; sorry if it's yours.

LOL#10

i think black jesus would be a great blaxploitation film!

The Dirty Thirties

#swoons and clutches pearls# dear me!

five and twenty +

Here are my 25 random things, with 5 bonuses:

• 1.Most of the time, I consider myself a camera, so I might move myself around to “get a better shot” of someone or change the “composition.”
• 2. I miss writing terribly.
• 3. I think in pictures, or moving images, but when I see someone or something, I think about how I would describe them/it into words.
• 4. When I was younger, I would be scared to walk past the dining room table because it has a long tablecloth over it and I thought a big spider monster was under it. One day, I “stood up” to it and told it point-blank that if it wanted to do something to me, it could. After awhile when, of course, nothing happened, I realized I wasn’t scared anymore. However, I haven’t worked up the courage to tell that to the crazy, killer zombie living in my closet.
• 5. I’m an optimist trapped in a pessimist’s body.
• 6. I’m an extrovert trapped in an introvert’s body.
• 7. I hate film critics. I think it’s a waste of a “career.” Everybody’s got an opinion, what makes yours so special? Most of them are pretentious snobs anyway.
• 8. I’ve come to realize that it’s hard not to be a bit pretentious when talking about film.
• 9. I’m not party person. I’ll go, but there’s usually nothing for me to do.
• 10. I like to sleep without socks on.
• 11. All of my scripts are written and kept in my head. I have about five in there right now. I edit them all the time.
• 12. I don’t like to cry, especially in front of people. I don’t like when people cry in front of me. I never know what to do.
• 13. Coffee is becoming a large part of my food pyramid.
• 14. I love Coca-Cola, in all variations and products.
• 15. I don’t even think caffeine works on me anymore. As a matter of fact, I like to drink coffee before a nap.
• 16. I think vampires are glorified zombies. And zombies seem more realistic to me.
• 17. I get offended at the lack of reaction when I tell ppl I’m going into film.
• 18. I really like hands; they’re fascinating.
• 19. I also like the sound of typing.
• 20. Not to sound creepy, I like to touch my friends. So if I like you enough, I’ll just reach out and tap your nose or poke you in the back.
• 21. I don’t have a favorite color, but lately it’s been a certain shade of blue.
• 22. It kinda bothers me when people tell me they think I’m smart.
• 23. I like boxes of chocolates, especially the boxes.
• 24. I miss Animaniacs.
• 25. I have “housewife” fantasies and they’re not sexual #most of the time# Mainly, I like the idea of doing housework and taking care of children, waiting for my husband to come home, greeting him at the door, making dinner while he tells me about his good or shitty day.
• 26. I used to not like pancakes, but ever since I’ve been eating breakfast at school, I’ve become addicted to them.
• 27. I really like musicals; in my mind, I can sing and dance.
• 28. I like the way I smell.
• 29. I don’t like to go to bed early; I think that’s why I procrastinate.
• 30. The smell of wheat toast reminds me of my childhood.

Fried Twinkies?

is this what's hot in the streets?

RE: Two things, not so quick

this is disgusting. read the comments. ok, yes, the case is ridiculous, but for black ppl to be so bigoted is so hypocritical. does it really make sense for minorities to be prejudiced against other minorities? i know it seems like asians get treated a lot better than other groups, which i don't understand since japan bombed pearl harbor; americans don't like to be attacked on their soil. arabs and any other people from the middle east still have suspicions cast on them over 9/11 and that was ten years ago.

i hate how ppl are excusing this by saying, "oh, she's being a teenager," because bigoted/racist teenagers go up to be racist/bigoted adults. then, they use the other excuse of, "oh, there's an asian guy in the picture, too," yeah, and? black ppl of ALL people should know that there are uncle toms out there. for some reason, he thought it would be funny to mock asian ppl, maybe he's a self-hating asian. black ppl know a lot about that, too.

i get so sick of black ppl sometimes, i swear. too damn self-absorbed. and i'm pretty sure most of them go to lee's beauty supply.

RE: Two things, not so quick #2

this chick is lost; somebody find her.

i'm not a fan of chris brown or rhianna, and i think that there needs to be some objectivity as this situation is concerned.

i don't think it's, "oh my god, chris brown made a teeny-weeny mistake and hit rhianna," it's "oh my god, chris brown BEAT and BIT rhianna." ok, he entertained us, he gets a pass to brutalize women? he didn't push her or even just "smack the hell out of her," he came at her like she was a full grown man. and his actions after that are even more disgusting. yeah, celebrities aren't perfect, that's why when they do stuff like this they should be held accountable like evrybody else.

r. kelly was accused of liking little girls and micheal jackson, of little boys. both of them have an extensive history of suspicious activities with little kids. however, unlike chris brown, as mentioned, they've both been cleared of charges and are recognized as musical geniuses. so, that's makes it a lot more understandable as to why people would defend them, but what has chris brown done besides that doublemint gum commercial? i'm not a fan of r. kelly, so i could look at that objectively, but i do like michael jackson and i honestly believe he is a very misunderstood creature. ppl just do not want to believe chris brown would do something like that because of his corny singing and pretty baby face.

chris brown allegedly attacked rhianna like she was a wild gorilla. THERE IS NO DEFENDING THAT, POINT-BLANK. i'm sorry, i don't support bullies. like i said, until men bleed on a monthly basis, they have no right to do a woman that way. any man who thinks differently is a pathetic individual who needs to realize that there is always somebody who can stomp your ass into the ground and make you feel "like a woman", too.

i say, we sic major payne on his ass. he'd do him like he did this can.

Two things, not so quick

craigalicious posted about miley and her stupid ass and then she "apologized" after the fact, of course. then phil defranco had some shit to say because margaret cho wrote a song about it and somebody's trying to sue miley. first off, he said that cho makes fun of ppl all the time and that doesn't exactly sound right to me, i don't think i've ever heard her making a racist joke or put anybody down. and besides, she's a comedienne, they're supposed to make fun of ppl or situations humorously, not hatefully. as for the lawyer suing her, that is a little extreme, but to explain it away as, "oh, it wasn't that bad, there's an asian guy in the photo," isn't good enough. just because there was an asian guy in on the "joke" doesn't mean it should be taken lightly. black people aren't the only race with uncle toms. no, she's not exactly prussian blue, but the fact is, little girls idolize miley and there should be an example made to show, with any pop celebrity, that you can't get out of evrything with an "apology" after the fact, especially if you are just a "kid."

are white ppl really this ignorant? on a consistent basis, white ppl make a lot of racist/bigoted/prejudiced "jokes" and think by apologizing the day or so after, evrything is peachy keen. this is not the way things work. i personally don't give a fuck what you do or say in your private life, but if your dumb ass is stupid enough to take a goddamn PICTURE or video of you doing or saying something stupid, whatever happens, you got what you deserve. i've also seen white ppl excuse shit like this by saying, "oh, well black ppl say this and asian say that, so we sure be allowed..." no, take that immature shit to chimpout. the world is not "tit for tat," sometimes you have to turn the other cheek and there is no shame in that.

now, to other bullshit issues--

the chris brown and rhianna situation has been disturbing on so many levels, but the main one is this: i've been seeing a lot of men who think it's ok to swing on a chick if she starts it. many have justified this by saying that if women want to be equal, they should learn to take a punch.

... oh for real, for real?

women should be equal to men socially and financially, but we'll never be equal physically because men, through evolution, are the stronger sex and they, of course, cannot conceive children. #although i do believe most of them PMS and are more emotional than women are supposed to be# the day they start to, they can hit women. women who do hit men are childish and also, most men today are still children and live by that "you hit me, i hit you back" policy. if a woman hits you, take it like a man and get her out of your life. do not try to go blow for blow with a woman. a woman who hits a man is foolish and the man who fights back is a fucking fool.

b. scott talked about it and he had good points, but him being so pro-rhianna makes it a bit biased to me.

the situation reminds me of the routine dave chappelle did about how men and women think differently. he talks about the frustration of women wearing a "prostitute's uniform" and then don't want to be treated like prostitutes. i love dave chappelle and always will, but i couldn't believe a man as savvy as he would say some misogynistic bullshit like that. first of all, if you've ever watched an episode of cops, you know that REAL street prostitutes wear baggy, raggedly sweats. the only ones who look like "prostitutes" are trannies. secondly, ok, a woman wears something a little provocative, does that automatically mean she's a slut? and even if she were one, that doesn't mean she wants to "sleep" with you. this is the same reason why a lot of women who are raped blame themselves. there is NO justification for that. and why would you want to fuck a slut anyway? thirdly, why do you assume she's dressing that way for YOU. sometimes, women just want to dress that way. i don't particularly agree with some of the extremes taken, but i understand. sometimes i do my hair and put on gloss or red lipstick. no reason, just feel like it.

are men really this disgusting? do they honestly think it's ok to hit a woman if she hits you first? it's ok to sexually harass a woman and then either insult her for being a "tease" or take it upon yourself to make her play her part? men just do not understand the frustration of being a woman, nor do they care. most of them don't even want to know anything our sexual health, but they do want to use our sex. how can you fully appreciate something and use it correctly if you don't read the instructions and educate yourself as to how it is to be used. ppl have gotten sex muthafvcking twisted: it's not just a fun way to pass the time. the main purpose of sex is procreation and the main purpose of breasts is to breastfeed. so, there are no "mistakes" when it comes to conceiving, if anything it's mission accomplished. that's why you should think twice before you fvck a slut, at least.

men really need to think from a woman's perspective for a bit. women have to worry about pregnancy, STDs, and also the social stigma of being sexually active. men are encouraged to "sow their oats," but women are taught that they should be virtuous, but then when a chick is sexually savvy, she's a dirty slut and a filthy whore.

some days i feel tragic like i was lady macbeth; i wanna be unsexed, too. it's too much.

Ugly Americans

i really don't believe the comments on this. is youtube being invaded by chimpout? i swear, if you're going to claim superiority, please learn how to spell and use grammar; otherwise i can't take you seriously. truly amazed that rednecks have internet access.

so "change" hasn't happened instantaneously, that makes obama like hitler? his middle name is hussein, named years before saddam came into power, he's the anti-christ?

white christians american "patriots" are so oppressed, aren't they? poor them -- their beloved country is being corrupted.

must be a wonderful life to have so much ugly hate in your heart.












by the way, i really like metropolis, hitler liked it, too. does that makes me a nazi?

LOL#9

"put me on the floor..." LOL

LOL#8

Two things, real quick

firstly, but if chris evans was trying to put his mouth on me, well, you know the rest. let's just say, if he started something, he'd have to finish it. i always thought gabrielle union was weird.

secondly, fuck beyonce. and i mean that respectively.

Suffer the little children

selma hayek breastfeeds a sick baby. wow, i'm speechless.

"So shines a good deed in a naughty world."

What the Effa, Heiffa?

i dunno if i should be putting them on blast like this, but at my school, we have a student council something that hosts movie showings. thing is, the movies they show are clearly bootlegs. anyway, they advertise these events by putting up huge posters in the elevator/stairwell area. so, think about what it's like to walk by a big-ass poster of this:

a few things:
first of all, why does he look so goddamn tangy? the hazel eyes make it even more magically delicious. he is serving such face and the girl is looking away, her face angled to show all the sharp and strong parts; NOT very flattering. do these kids really need to have the shit airbrushed out of them? that doesn't even look like robert pattinson and, she's not in color either, stuck on background status. so, whose movie is this and who is it for? i know edward cullen is supposed to be panty moisturizer or whatever, but is this what the girls really like? though, this is nothing entirely new...

#doesn't Brad look a little like Angelina? curiouser and curiouser.#

#mmmm-hmmmm#

#worth 1000+#

#see-through shirt or not, stuart townshed can touch my body#

#gary gets a pass, though#

the tagline: Evil is a choice. uh, yeah, no shit; so's good. fuck effort poster for a fuck effort movie, from what i've heard. sufficeth to say, this was the last thing i wanted to see on a rainy wednesday on two hours' sleep.