Terrifying

just wow. words fail.

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why do black ppl like spongebob so much?

OMG, WTH?

FMLTWIA

BOO THIS MAN!

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.

Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:

that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.

ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.

LOL#12

"'Magic Fingers', my ass!"

DAAAY-UUUM!

YOU STRANGER!!

Iron Man's Perm

For Real, Real?

“Chris Brown is being convicted and character assassinated in the media and we don’t even know what Rihanna did yet.”

david, stop playing.

why don't you write him a nice, "i gotcha back" song? like, all the black men in america can join hands and sing a "we are the world" in solidarity for chris brown with all of his groupies on back-up.

seriously, why do black men think it's ok to hit a woman if she strikes first? i've seen some white guys say some stuff like that#well, reading via internet, i assumed most were white#but black men are being the most vocal about it. i'm really shocked about that considering most of them grew up without a father. is this some kind of way to get back at their mothers? i don't honestly see how a man can feel like a man after stomping on a woman. you're not a man, you're an overgrown coward. if somebody says something to you that angers you so much you feel like striking them down, it must be true. so what, a woman hits you or talks about you, aren't balls supposed to stand for something?

jack white said he was finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday and that's exactly why it's getting harder to trust a man these days. it's a very vicious cycle. it's very disheartening.

Fried Twinkies?

is this what's hot in the streets?

RE: Two things, not so quick

this is disgusting. read the comments. ok, yes, the case is ridiculous, but for black ppl to be so bigoted is so hypocritical. does it really make sense for minorities to be prejudiced against other minorities? i know it seems like asians get treated a lot better than other groups, which i don't understand since japan bombed pearl harbor; americans don't like to be attacked on their soil. arabs and any other people from the middle east still have suspicions cast on them over 9/11 and that was ten years ago.

i hate how ppl are excusing this by saying, "oh, she's being a teenager," because bigoted/racist teenagers go up to be racist/bigoted adults. then, they use the other excuse of, "oh, there's an asian guy in the picture, too," yeah, and? black ppl of ALL people should know that there are uncle toms out there. for some reason, he thought it would be funny to mock asian ppl, maybe he's a self-hating asian. black ppl know a lot about that, too.

i get so sick of black ppl sometimes, i swear. too damn self-absorbed. and i'm pretty sure most of them go to lee's beauty supply.

RE: Two things, not so quick #2

this chick is lost; somebody find her.

i'm not a fan of chris brown or rhianna, and i think that there needs to be some objectivity as this situation is concerned.

i don't think it's, "oh my god, chris brown made a teeny-weeny mistake and hit rhianna," it's "oh my god, chris brown BEAT and BIT rhianna." ok, he entertained us, he gets a pass to brutalize women? he didn't push her or even just "smack the hell out of her," he came at her like she was a full grown man. and his actions after that are even more disgusting. yeah, celebrities aren't perfect, that's why when they do stuff like this they should be held accountable like evrybody else.

r. kelly was accused of liking little girls and micheal jackson, of little boys. both of them have an extensive history of suspicious activities with little kids. however, unlike chris brown, as mentioned, they've both been cleared of charges and are recognized as musical geniuses. so, that's makes it a lot more understandable as to why people would defend them, but what has chris brown done besides that doublemint gum commercial? i'm not a fan of r. kelly, so i could look at that objectively, but i do like michael jackson and i honestly believe he is a very misunderstood creature. ppl just do not want to believe chris brown would do something like that because of his corny singing and pretty baby face.

chris brown allegedly attacked rhianna like she was a wild gorilla. THERE IS NO DEFENDING THAT, POINT-BLANK. i'm sorry, i don't support bullies. like i said, until men bleed on a monthly basis, they have no right to do a woman that way. any man who thinks differently is a pathetic individual who needs to realize that there is always somebody who can stomp your ass into the ground and make you feel "like a woman", too.

i say, we sic major payne on his ass. he'd do him like he did this can.

Two things, not so quick

craigalicious posted about miley and her stupid ass and then she "apologized" after the fact, of course. then phil defranco had some shit to say because margaret cho wrote a song about it and somebody's trying to sue miley. first off, he said that cho makes fun of ppl all the time and that doesn't exactly sound right to me, i don't think i've ever heard her making a racist joke or put anybody down. and besides, she's a comedienne, they're supposed to make fun of ppl or situations humorously, not hatefully. as for the lawyer suing her, that is a little extreme, but to explain it away as, "oh, it wasn't that bad, there's an asian guy in the photo," isn't good enough. just because there was an asian guy in on the "joke" doesn't mean it should be taken lightly. black people aren't the only race with uncle toms. no, she's not exactly prussian blue, but the fact is, little girls idolize miley and there should be an example made to show, with any pop celebrity, that you can't get out of evrything with an "apology" after the fact, especially if you are just a "kid."

are white ppl really this ignorant? on a consistent basis, white ppl make a lot of racist/bigoted/prejudiced "jokes" and think by apologizing the day or so after, evrything is peachy keen. this is not the way things work. i personally don't give a fuck what you do or say in your private life, but if your dumb ass is stupid enough to take a goddamn PICTURE or video of you doing or saying something stupid, whatever happens, you got what you deserve. i've also seen white ppl excuse shit like this by saying, "oh, well black ppl say this and asian say that, so we sure be allowed..." no, take that immature shit to chimpout. the world is not "tit for tat," sometimes you have to turn the other cheek and there is no shame in that.

now, to other bullshit issues--

the chris brown and rhianna situation has been disturbing on so many levels, but the main one is this: i've been seeing a lot of men who think it's ok to swing on a chick if she starts it. many have justified this by saying that if women want to be equal, they should learn to take a punch.

... oh for real, for real?

women should be equal to men socially and financially, but we'll never be equal physically because men, through evolution, are the stronger sex and they, of course, cannot conceive children. #although i do believe most of them PMS and are more emotional than women are supposed to be# the day they start to, they can hit women. women who do hit men are childish and also, most men today are still children and live by that "you hit me, i hit you back" policy. if a woman hits you, take it like a man and get her out of your life. do not try to go blow for blow with a woman. a woman who hits a man is foolish and the man who fights back is a fucking fool.

b. scott talked about it and he had good points, but him being so pro-rhianna makes it a bit biased to me.

the situation reminds me of the routine dave chappelle did about how men and women think differently. he talks about the frustration of women wearing a "prostitute's uniform" and then don't want to be treated like prostitutes. i love dave chappelle and always will, but i couldn't believe a man as savvy as he would say some misogynistic bullshit like that. first of all, if you've ever watched an episode of cops, you know that REAL street prostitutes wear baggy, raggedly sweats. the only ones who look like "prostitutes" are trannies. secondly, ok, a woman wears something a little provocative, does that automatically mean she's a slut? and even if she were one, that doesn't mean she wants to "sleep" with you. this is the same reason why a lot of women who are raped blame themselves. there is NO justification for that. and why would you want to fuck a slut anyway? thirdly, why do you assume she's dressing that way for YOU. sometimes, women just want to dress that way. i don't particularly agree with some of the extremes taken, but i understand. sometimes i do my hair and put on gloss or red lipstick. no reason, just feel like it.

are men really this disgusting? do they honestly think it's ok to hit a woman if she hits you first? it's ok to sexually harass a woman and then either insult her for being a "tease" or take it upon yourself to make her play her part? men just do not understand the frustration of being a woman, nor do they care. most of them don't even want to know anything our sexual health, but they do want to use our sex. how can you fully appreciate something and use it correctly if you don't read the instructions and educate yourself as to how it is to be used. ppl have gotten sex muthafvcking twisted: it's not just a fun way to pass the time. the main purpose of sex is procreation and the main purpose of breasts is to breastfeed. so, there are no "mistakes" when it comes to conceiving, if anything it's mission accomplished. that's why you should think twice before you fvck a slut, at least.

men really need to think from a woman's perspective for a bit. women have to worry about pregnancy, STDs, and also the social stigma of being sexually active. men are encouraged to "sow their oats," but women are taught that they should be virtuous, but then when a chick is sexually savvy, she's a dirty slut and a filthy whore.

some days i feel tragic like i was lady macbeth; i wanna be unsexed, too. it's too much.

Ugly Americans

i really don't believe the comments on this. is youtube being invaded by chimpout? i swear, if you're going to claim superiority, please learn how to spell and use grammar; otherwise i can't take you seriously. truly amazed that rednecks have internet access.

so "change" hasn't happened instantaneously, that makes obama like hitler? his middle name is hussein, named years before saddam came into power, he's the anti-christ?

white christians american "patriots" are so oppressed, aren't they? poor them -- their beloved country is being corrupted.

must be a wonderful life to have so much ugly hate in your heart.












by the way, i really like metropolis, hitler liked it, too. does that makes me a nazi?

Two things, real quick

firstly, but if chris evans was trying to put his mouth on me, well, you know the rest. let's just say, if he started something, he'd have to finish it. i always thought gabrielle union was weird.

secondly, fuck beyonce. and i mean that respectively.

What the Effa, Heiffa?

i dunno if i should be putting them on blast like this, but at my school, we have a student council something that hosts movie showings. thing is, the movies they show are clearly bootlegs. anyway, they advertise these events by putting up huge posters in the elevator/stairwell area. so, think about what it's like to walk by a big-ass poster of this:

a few things:
first of all, why does he look so goddamn tangy? the hazel eyes make it even more magically delicious. he is serving such face and the girl is looking away, her face angled to show all the sharp and strong parts; NOT very flattering. do these kids really need to have the shit airbrushed out of them? that doesn't even look like robert pattinson and, she's not in color either, stuck on background status. so, whose movie is this and who is it for? i know edward cullen is supposed to be panty moisturizer or whatever, but is this what the girls really like? though, this is nothing entirely new...

#doesn't Brad look a little like Angelina? curiouser and curiouser.#

#mmmm-hmmmm#

#worth 1000+#

#see-through shirt or not, stuart townshed can touch my body#

#gary gets a pass, though#

the tagline: Evil is a choice. uh, yeah, no shit; so's good. fuck effort poster for a fuck effort movie, from what i've heard. sufficeth to say, this was the last thing i wanted to see on a rainy wednesday on two hours' sleep.

LOL#7

"I *-^-* slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, getting faster, faster, faster, OH, it's so exciting!"

I'll never look at The Count the same way.

URGENT PSA #3

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Though, I did kinda see that one coming. #take that how you want#

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS CEASE?

I think Aretha wore it better, actually. Ellen's too small.