BOW if you recognize R-O-Y-A-L-T-Y

now, i might be something of a hoodrat, but i actually like this. the TATTOO, i mean. "BOO, BITCH, BOO" on that other foolishness, but i think it's a nice concept and don't see what's wrong when crowning the family jewels. asia argento has something similar and it looks pretty nice:

and dare i say, that is a good place for a tattoo since it's really easy to hide, but then, it's kinda like, "what's the point of getting it if you're going to hide it?" i dunno, but i can't hate too much on that.

Cancer from KISSING?!

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

That's what I've been saying!

gospel from the Book of Rebecca West:

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

Let the church say, "AMEN!"

gospel from the Book of Bruce Lee:

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."