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13.5.09

Cancer from KISSING?!

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

29.4.09

Blame it on Hype

forest whitaker, you oughta know better. ron howard, WHERE IS YOUR SHAME? jake gyllenhaal, i'll deal with you later. i guess they figured since the song is so ridiculous, let's let the video reflect that. but damn, i wanted that panda to be robert downey jr. so damn bad!

and why is t-pain such a coon?

24.4.09

Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:


that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.
ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

22.2.09

For Real, Real?

“Chris Brown is being convicted and character assassinated in the media and we don’t even know what Rihanna did yet.”

david, stop playing.

why don't you write him a nice, "i gotcha back" song? like, all the black men in america can join hands and sing a "we are the world" in solidarity for chris brown with all of his groupies on back-up.

seriously, why do black men think it's ok to hit a woman if she strikes first? i've seen some white guys say some stuff like that#well, reading via internet, i assumed most were white#but black men are being the most vocal about it. i'm really shocked about that considering most of them grew up without a father. is this some kind of way to get back at their mothers? i don't honestly see how a man can feel like a man after stomping on a woman. you're not a man, you're an overgrown coward. if somebody says something to you that angers you so much you feel like striking them down, it must be true. so what, a woman hits you or talks about you, aren't balls supposed to stand for something?

jack white said he was finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday and that's exactly why it's getting harder to trust a man these days. it's a very vicious cycle. it's very disheartening.

14.2.09

Two things, not so quick

craigalicious posted about miley and her stupid ass and then she "apologized" after the fact, of course. then phil defranco had some shit to say because margaret cho wrote a song about it and somebody's trying to sue miley. first off, he said that cho makes fun of ppl all the time and that doesn't exactly sound right to me, i don't think i've ever heard her making a racist joke or put anybody down. and besides, she's a comedienne, they're supposed to make fun of ppl or situations humorously, not hatefully. as for the lawyer suing her, that is a little extreme, but to explain it away as, "oh, it wasn't that bad, there's an asian guy in the photo," isn't good enough. just because there was an asian guy in on the "joke" doesn't mean it should be taken lightly. black people aren't the only race with uncle toms. no, she's not exactly prussian blue, but the fact is, little girls idolize miley and there should be an example made to show, with any pop celebrity, that you can't get out of evrything with an "apology" after the fact, especially if you are just a "kid."

are white ppl really this ignorant? on a consistent basis, white ppl make a lot of racist/bigoted/prejudiced "jokes" and think by apologizing the day or so after, evrything is peachy keen. this is not the way things work. i personally don't give a fuck what you do or say in your private life, but if your dumb ass is stupid enough to take a goddamn PICTURE or video of you doing or saying something stupid, whatever happens, you got what you deserve. i've also seen white ppl excuse shit like this by saying, "oh, well black ppl say this and asian say that, so we sure be allowed..." no, take that immature shit to chimpout. the world is not "tit for tat," sometimes you have to turn the other cheek and there is no shame in that.

now, to other bullshit issues--

the chris brown and rhianna situation has been disturbing on so many levels, but the main one is this: i've been seeing a lot of men who think it's ok to swing on a chick if she starts it. many have justified this by saying that if women want to be equal, they should learn to take a punch.

... oh for real, for real?

women should be equal to men socially and financially, but we'll never be equal physically because men, through evolution, are the stronger sex and they, of course, cannot conceive children. #although i do believe most of them PMS and are more emotional than women are supposed to be# the day they start to, they can hit women. women who do hit men are childish and also, most men today are still children and live by that "you hit me, i hit you back" policy. if a woman hits you, take it like a man and get her out of your life. do not try to go blow for blow with a woman. a woman who hits a man is foolish and the man who fights back is a fucking fool.

b. scott talked about it and he had good points, but him being so pro-rhianna makes it a bit biased to me.

the situation reminds me of the routine dave chappelle did about how men and women think differently. he talks about the frustration of women wearing a "prostitute's uniform" and then don't want to be treated like prostitutes. i love dave chappelle and always will, but i couldn't believe a man as savvy as he would say some misogynistic bullshit like that. first of all, if you've ever watched an episode of cops, you know that REAL street prostitutes wear baggy, raggedly sweats. the only ones who look like "prostitutes" are trannies. secondly, ok, a woman wears something a little provocative, does that automatically mean she's a slut? and even if she were one, that doesn't mean she wants to "sleep" with you. this is the same reason why a lot of women who are raped blame themselves. there is NO justification for that. and why would you want to fuck a slut anyway? thirdly, why do you assume she's dressing that way for YOU. sometimes, women just want to dress that way. i don't particularly agree with some of the extremes taken, but i understand. sometimes i do my hair and put on gloss or red lipstick. no reason, just feel like it.

are men really this disgusting? do they honestly think it's ok to hit a woman if she hits you first? it's ok to sexually harass a woman and then either insult her for being a "tease" or take it upon yourself to make her play her part? men just do not understand the frustration of being a woman, nor do they care. most of them don't even want to know anything our sexual health, but they do want to use our sex. how can you fully appreciate something and use it correctly if you don't read the instructions and educate yourself as to how it is to be used. ppl have gotten sex muthafvcking twisted: it's not just a fun way to pass the time. the main purpose of sex is procreation and the main purpose of breasts is to breastfeed. so, there are no "mistakes" when it comes to conceiving, if anything it's mission accomplished. that's why you should think twice before you fvck a slut, at least.

men really need to think from a woman's perspective for a bit. women have to worry about pregnancy, STDs, and also the social stigma of being sexually active. men are encouraged to "sow their oats," but women are taught that they should be virtuous, but then when a chick is sexually savvy, she's a dirty slut and a filthy whore.

some days i feel tragic like i was lady macbeth; i wanna be unsexed, too. it's too much.

11.2.09

What the Effa, Heiffa?

i dunno if i should be putting them on blast like this, but at my school, we have a student council something that hosts movie showings. thing is, the movies they show are clearly bootlegs. anyway, they advertise these events by putting up huge posters in the elevator/stairwell area. so, think about what it's like to walk by a big-ass poster of this:

a few things:
first of all, why does he look so goddamn tangy? the hazel eyes make it even more magically delicious. he is serving such face and the girl is looking away, her face angled to show all the sharp and strong parts; NOT very flattering. do these kids really need to have the shit airbrushed out of them? that doesn't even look like robert pattinson and, she's not in color either, stuck on background status. so, whose movie is this and who is it for? i know edward cullen is supposed to be panty moisturizer or whatever, but is this what the girls really like? though, this is nothing entirely new...

#doesn't Brad look a little like Angelina? curiouser and curiouser.#

#mmmm-hmmmm#

#worth 1000+#

#see-through shirt or not, stuart townshed can touch my body#

#gary gets a pass, though#

the tagline: Evil is a choice. uh, yeah, no shit; so's good. fuck effort poster for a fuck effort movie, from what i've heard. sufficeth to say, this was the last thing i wanted to see on a rainy wednesday on two hours' sleep.

4.12.08

It's Sweet of You

but, Brad, cut that shit off. Maybe this where Jezebel got the inspiration for this, but really, it does not flatter his face. He looks better clean, his features are too chiseled and studly. It was fine when his hair was long and he was doing the bohemian thing, but when his hair is short and styled, he should stick to stubble. I dunno, maybe mustaches are like a "daddy badge," like the really big ones.

Side note: I think I'm coming around on
"Brangelina,"
they look like a really cute family.

2.12.08

Word?

What's going on with Kanye West? He apparently has a terminal case of egotism: he's saying he's gonna be the next Elvis, that he's the voice of this generation of this decade #uhh, what?# that Beyonce is a living legend, he recorded an entire album of him "singing" on autotune, wearing those venetian blind sunglasses, wearing a tail, beating up the paparazzi, busting up cameras, getting arrested across the pond. Just acting a goddamn fool.

#???#


# ... #


#Even they don't approve#


First off, how can he be the voice of this generation, when most of the time, he's talking about himself and how good he is?

Though, I stepped back and thought about it; maybe he has the same dream as Daniel #MY BOO# Plainview. Maybe there's just some kind of dangerous ambition that drives him to try to be better than everybody else. Or maybe he's so insecure that he tries to hide it in false overconfidence. Or maybe his mother's death hit him a lot harder than he would let people believe; he hasn't really been the same since she died. He has been in a car accident that was a near death experience; maybe his traumas are giving him some kind of invincibility complex. Or maybe, he's a misunderstood, frustrated genius. And genius doesn't necessarily mean being common sense smart. It just means you're exceptionally well at what you do.

Well, whatever the case, Stephan Colbert is sick of his shit. God bless him, cuz Kanye might lose his sexy when he hears about this. I have to say, this is VERY amusing, even though I'm sure it's all in good fun. Still, can't wait to see a Kanye retaliation.

#FAM, HOW YOU GO COME AT ME LIKE THAT?????? YOU SOME KINDA SQUIDBRAIN????????#

And Stephan Colbert has been my boo since Strangers with Candy.

30.11.08

URGENT PSA#2

Guys, please STOP sagging. It's gross. It's not a good look.

Sagging started in prison when they took away the belts from prisoners so they wouldn't commit suicide AND so that the prison-bitches can catch a prison-daddy.

STOP IT. YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON ANYMORE, DAMON.

The weird part is, I've never seen a gay man sag, it's the so-called straight dudes I see doing it. Why in the hell would you want to emulate some clown with their pants UNDER their ass? This same person clearly has a pattern of not making the right decisions since they ended up in PRISON in the first place.

I've been looked at strange for saying this, but whenever I see a guy sagging, I want to run up behind him, bend him over the nearest surface, yank his pants down, and give him one big hump against the rump. The lower they sag, the harder they get it. I mean, that might be how they like it. What am I supposed to think when you walk around with your ass out and puffed up? That might sound like some kind of rapist's justification, but I'm sorry. I'm trying to deter this with some operant conditioning. Every time you sag, you get a hard hump on the rump.

Even sadder, sicker part is, most of these guys are more than likely homophobic. So, what's really good?

They have passed ordinances in some places, but for some strange reason, some civil rights activists are considering this to be racially wrong. WHAT. So you want young black men to walk around looking ridiculous? This is not limited to just this demographic, it's just more prominent in our community and how anybody could object to stopping this makes my head hurt. Would it kill young men to dress nice? All they have to do is pull up their GODDAMN pants!

26.11.08

LOL#3

I'MMA SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET BIT IN THE ASS BY A GERMAN SHEPARD. A BIG OL SHEPARD COMING YO WAY MY FRIEND. WATCH OUT FOR THAT GERMAN SHEPARD.


I hope y'all proud of yourselves! Clogging up the line from somebody who needs his help. And I hope you don't suck yo' Daddy's dick with that dirty mouth!

I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Anybody wanna catch the Spirit while we're at it?

#is it funny? are you laughing now, bee-yotch?!#

22.11.08

URGENT PSA

Look, I've been seeing a lot of guys SPITTING out on the ground around campus and I have to say: IT'S FUCKING GROSS.

So, CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

I should not be able to identify fresh spit spots, based on the bubbly thickness of them. Don't even spit on grass. Chew some gum, drink some water/juice/tea, suck on a mint, gargle some Listerine, or, I dunno, how about you just brush your FUCKING teeth!

I mean, OH MY GODDAMIT! This shit is repugnant and inexcusable.