Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:

that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.

ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

Thank you, Chris

I thought you forgot about me.

Et tu, B. Scott?

I am completely shocked by this. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MY B. SCOTT?! I starting watching his videos because he's funny and smart, very wise, but lately, he's been doing stuff like this! Little tidbits of videos showing him to be like some vapid cliché of a gay man. He's better than this! I know he's becoming a little more well known or whatever, but GODDAMN, why is when someone starts to get some recognition, they begin to lose the spark that made them so well liked in the first place? Tuesday, I talked about how Chris Crocker was reveling in his sell-out and B.Scott does have his merchandise, so et tu, B.?

Now, let's talk about some things in this video:

1. He starts off talking about his hair. OK, yes, it does look nice, but why all this vanity? Thinking better of it, he's done some other videos completely dedicated to how nice his hair looks, but this is kinda awkward, especially since he doesn't take off his shades.
   
2. He's basically talking about how he "fell in love" with a stripper and isn't sure if he could have a relationship with one. Now, firstly, I think it's impossible to fall in love with a stripper if your "love at first sight" is you looking at how good they can twirl a pole or work their hips. That's not love, that's lust. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. Love is need, lust is want. I don't think anyone has ever looked at a stripper and thought, "Gee whiz, I'd really love to take her/him out to the movies or maybe a nice dinner and a walk on the beach." Men do not think that with titties/ass/crotch swinging in their face. Love/dating is the furtherest thing, I'm sure. #but if there's evident to the contrary, please share#. Also, why did he make mention of the stripper being multiracial? He said it in that way, which implies that of course he looks good, he's multiracial. I just think it's weird when people shout out a person's color like it's the cincher that proves their beauty. How can America come to recognize that everyone's the same underneath if we keep making color such a big thing? Secondly, why couldn't you have a meaningful relationship with a stripper? What they do as an occupation shouldn't interfere with if you like them AS A PERSON AND NOT A PIECE OF HOTNESS. I mean, if they tell you and you know, what's the problem? And the saying goes, "YOU CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE," well, maybe not a "ho," but just because someone takes their clothes off and dances for YOUR entertainment doesn't make them a ho; it makes them a performer. Now, if you're going out when them and they're dipping around with a whole bunch of other dudes or girls, playing you wrong, then yeah, they're a ho, but a man or woman that makes their bread by grinding to the beat is NOT a "ho". And unfortunately, that's just one of the things that has been trashed around throughout our culture. Stripping is not the worst job anyone could have; if strippers like to do it, what's your problem? Why does it bother you so much?
3. He mentions a video he put up the other day. The other day, he did put up a video when he was talking about how "it's not your battle, it's the Lord's," but for some reason, he took it down when he put this one up. Strange. But this suggests to me something of a classic Christian hypocrisy. I don't mean to come off sacrilegious, because I do believe in God and respect all faiths, but for most people, Christian and hypocrite should be used interchangeably. Isn't Christianity (or really any religion) concerned with principles like, judge not, lest ye be judged and how we should all love our neighbor? A true Christian, or someone who calls them self a Christian, (or really anyone who isn't an asshole), should recognize that we, regardless of what we've done or will do, are all God's children, (or ordinary, decent people for the atheist/agnostic crowd) and deserve to be loved and respected. He's acknowledged that he is not perfect, nor is anyone, but for a Christian to not recognize this is just sad. It's like, people who go to church Sunday morning were the main ones out all night Saturday. Maybe that's why people don't like religion, most people don't learn anything.
   

Now, I know that maybe I'm criticizing this too harshly or being a little too unfair, but with him being a gay man and all the videos he's done on how we need to accept and love people for who they are, this confuses and saddens me. I want my old B. Scott back! What is happening on YouTube? Do I have to watch a shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie to find out?

UPDATE! HE JUST POSTED THIS:

#oh, make me wanna holler, throw up both hands#

GIMME! GIMME!

Yeah, so, I need to borrow a few dollars so I won't have to trick for a Chris Crocker t-shirt. Let's get the fund running. Y'know what, good for Chris, he is really working his YouTube hustle for all 15 minutes worth. Don't get me wrong, I like Chris, I'm one of many subscribers, but ever since that whole "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" blow-up, he's been a little insufferable with the hamminess. (I really don't think cum is thicker than blood, in either literally or figuratively...) #not from experience or anything, just books, y'know# I miss the old Chris, the one who actually had some thoughtful things to say. #oh well#