Kanye...

please stop trying to stay relevant. you know it's bad when you ape-ing over something that didn't even have your name in it. or were you mad cuz "best i ever had" wasn't out in time to be nominated for nothing? suffice to say, get you some business, boo-boo, cuz when was the last time you put a CD out? and remember: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

For the werewolf, has sympathy

for the werewolf, somebody like you and me.

as heard in the trailer for abrazos rotos:

Tarantino's Triumph of the Will

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YES, MA’AM, GAWDDAMN! I LOVE THIS MOVIE! i swear that I do! this came as the perfect end to my HIS 1300: European History from 1500 to 1945 class! i don't know where to begin, it's just great. SEE IT! and i know tarantino films run long, but i wanted this to be longer. i've already seen it twice in two days and i'm thinking about seeing it again soon, in spite of the russian subtitles. granted, some things felt long, but you get absorbed into it very quickly. and i never knew eli roth had such wet, doe eyes. and christoph waltz is the main attraction. it's funny they advertise brad pitt like he's the only one in it worth seeing, but he's only in it for a few minutes, though he is good. GO SEE IT!

i don't know when to speak out
i don't know when to shut up
i don't know when i'm beat down
i don't know how to fit in
so, what use am i to you?
not much.

Had a Bad Day

i'm going to watch some timaya videos to cheer me up:

hope they cheer you up, too.

Oh, technology!

where's my glock? :(

Blog Bites

oh, for real, tyler?

if beyonce was a boy...she'd not look right. angelina looks cute and very young; brad looks bad; britney looks a bit scary; justin looks pretty, but irritating; rihanna looks tangy and zesty; jessica looks like marc anthony; robert looks ok; and will...no comment.

All my Spies are watching you!

and featured in:


which also features:

It's Whatever

i'm an idiot
and i'm a fool
and i wish i could be cruel
just like evrybody else

A Poison Tree

from the gospel of William Blake:

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears,
Night and morning with my tears;
And I sunnèd it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole,
When the night had veiled the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.