Wow

You get points for creativity, but you're bombing in class.

What say you, boo?

You like the new layout?

LOL#5

Thank you, Chris

I thought you forgot about me.

RE: Word?

It has begun.

He's so heartless.

It's Sweet of You

but, Brad, cut that shit off. Maybe this where Jezebel got the inspiration for this, but really, it does not flatter his face. He looks better clean, his features are too chiseled and studly. It was fine when his hair was long and he was doing the bohemian thing, but when his hair is short and styled, he should stick to stubble. I dunno, maybe mustaches are like a "daddy badge," like the really big ones.

Side note: I think I'm coming around on
"Brangelina,"
they look like a really cute family.

I Don't Like Katy Perry

BUT, I like this song.

There is a video for this, but it's not all that to me.

Quotes

"I feel like my life was easier when I had two boyfriends."

Friend of mine, Monday.

"My uterus was touched."

Same friend, minutes later, talking about one boyfriend's dirk diggler.

"I don't know that; I'm in journalism!"

Craigalicious, after he asked if Kenya was in Africa
and I snapped back at him that of course it is.

"...and she looks delusional in that picture."

Craigalicious, again, talking about Heidi.

Liz has an interesting one, too.

It's 'Ye Day

Almost like a Pay Day, only a whole lot more nuttier.

FREE JEWELRY

Strange What Love Does

Ghost of Love - David Lynch (yes, the director)

I dig it, but it reminds me of:

What is with all this autotune business? I blame Cher.