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24.4.09

Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:


that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.
ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

Drunken Boxing

dunno why, but i love it. if there's one style i would like to learn, it's this one. but, i'm not exactly built for it, i'm a clumsy elephant.

oh well, i can watch gordon liu do it:


and jackie chan:

and rock lee:

23.4.09

Where the Wild Things are

i love the trailer for "where the wild things are."


i can't wait to see it, though i barely remember the actual story. luckily, president obama read it during the white house easter egg roll:


this is cute, but the girls look miserable. i think i understand that, i don't like to share my daddy either.

the song from the trailer is good, too.

20.4.09

LOL#13

awwww! SO CUTE! XD

12.4.09

Mucho Gusto, Es un Placer

My name is _______,
i cry when i’m frustrated
i’m giddy when i’m sleepy
i don’t think i’m anything special, but try to walk over me and
i’ll stomp you out
i’m not selling cheap
i might be depressed
i’m horny when i’m sleepy
i want to please you, it’s important to me
i will one day because i want to
i think life would be easier sometimes if i were prettier
i think people would be nicer
i’m grumpy when i’m sleepy
i'm hard on myself
i'm not a child, in spite of how i act sometimes, though
i am a brat
“i want to trust you” is what i meant to say
i don’t say much cuz
i never know when to shut up and
i never say the right things
i’m not too bright but
i’m not that dumb
i don’t know how to fight, but
i still try
i don’t feel like i’m good enough sometimes and don’t think
i deserve happiness, but
i know better than that and
i will get what i want.

nice to meet you, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

7.4.09

Well, hell!

31

As a 1930s wife, I am
Poor

Take the test!

27.3.09

RE: Pieces Don't Fit Anymore

this "acted" out.

I Wonder U

i was watching il buono, il brutto, il cattivo the other day and i had the strangest thought. it was during the part where tuco drags blondie all through the desert. blondie's in bad shape and it ocurred to me that i had never seen clint eastwood look so vulnerble and weak. anyway, it gets worse and worse, and as he's fading, he starts breathing heavily. then, the thought, "wonder if he sounds like that when he has sex."

i think about stuff like that, sometimes when i was in high school, i would think about how some of my teachers would look during sex. i wasn't even attracted to most of them, i think it was more of a way not to be intimidated by them.

is that normal? maybe not, but it works.

21.3.09

?

is it weird that sometimes i think in facebook statuses? for instance, in my film class, after we watched The Graduate, i thought of changing my status to "Jessica will marry Benjamin Braddock." i dunno, maybe it is, maybe it's not, apparently that's what twitter is for...

15.3.09

She's So Deep

i cannot stand fergie, but i did like "london bridge" and this is pretty good, too.

Genius of London - Fergie v. Tom Tom Club





All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine.

If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well he's the genius of love
He's so deep.