BOW if you recognize R-O-Y-A-L-T-Y

now, i might be something of a hoodrat, but i actually like this. the TATTOO, i mean. "BOO, BITCH, BOO" on that other foolishness, but i think it's a nice concept and don't see what's wrong when crowning the family jewels. asia argento has something similar and it looks pretty nice:

and dare i say, that is a good place for a tattoo since it's really easy to hide, but then, it's kinda like, "what's the point of getting it if you're going to hide it?" i dunno, but i can't hate too much on that.

Cancer from KISSING?!

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

That's what I've been saying!

gospel from the Book of Rebecca West:

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

Let the church say, "AMEN!"

gospel from the Book of Bruce Lee:

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

He hit me - it felt like a Kiss

we both know 

Glamour is a Rocky Road

walked with no shoes

a heavy cross

a broken heart

a bloody nose

we both know

Glamour is a Rocky Road

paved with good intentions

broken bones

shards of glass

reflecting our insecurities

we both know 

Glamour is a Rocky Road

but we made it through,

Me and You.

Thanks, Tyra

for absolutely nothing...

I See You, Shia

i had no idea so many black girls like shia labeouf. he does have something, i guess, maybe it's his cajun jew swag. but he still looks like a kid to me; i ain't forgot about holes. that account does sound very sexy, but i don't think about him like that, maybe cuz he looks so short.

quizas, quizas, quizas

i can't believe what he said about his mama, though. what's really good, shia? getting your six ways to sunday thing on.

by the way, i wouldn't want to be a groupie, don't see the point in all that, but i will read about it...

BOO THIS MAN!

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.

I love Gale!

If I were the *KiiiiiiiiNG*

i actually think she looks cute...