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if beyonce was a boy...she'd not look right. angelina looks cute and very young; brad looks bad; britney looks a bit scary; justin looks pretty, but irritating; rihanna looks tangy and zesty; jessica looks like marc anthony; robert looks ok; and will...no comment.

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i'm an idiot
and i'm a fool
and i wish i could be cruel
just like evrybody else

A Poison Tree

from the gospel of William Blake:

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears,
Night and morning with my tears;
And I sunnèd it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole,
When the night had veiled the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

Christina Applegate, ya gotta put me on

so, i write songs. matter of fact, i'm working on a musical. dunno how it's going to come together, but here are some songs i've written for it:

you’re so mean
you’re so cruel
And I’m such a goddamn fool
To love you
The way I do

I suffer each and everyday
Try and cry as I may
Deep in my bones
you’ll stay

I bear your cross
And I bear mine
And I breakdown all the time
From carrying
such a heavy load

Suffering in this misery
I can’t eat and I can’t sleep
Cuz if I do
I dream of you
With someone new

you’re so mean
you’re so cruel
you see me on my knees
pleading for clemency
I kick and scream
For you to release me

I suffer each and everyday
Try and cry as I may
Deep in my bones
you’ll stay

I wish I could forget you
I wish I never met you
You lied to me
You lied so sweet

You’re in my bones
This pain won’t go away
Until you’re home

Oh, please come home
Just please come home
I’ll be good, I’ll sweet
Anything you want, I’ll be
Just come on home.
Come back home.
Please come home.

here's a country and western version of it:
You’re in my bones
I try to drain you out
Through my teary eyes
And runny nose

But you’re in my bones
It’s a prison in my skin
I fight so hard
And rave so long
Up against them cold, iron bars

Locked up in my misery
Stomach too tight
And I can’t eat
I just weep myself to sleep
But all I ever seem to do
is dream of you
With someone new

Stay up all night and cry
Wishing that I could die
Lie down in the road and die

And you’re so meanAnd you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you

I saw you only yesterday
With another girl,
you couldn’t wait
Until my eyes had dried

Cried so hard, I was blind
I could barely find
my way on home
Threw myself down on my bed
Cried until my eyes turned red
Thinking of all the things you’ve said
All those sweet nothings
and pretty little lies

Has she heard them yet?
Or did she get a different set of trickery?
You lied to me
You lied so sweet

And you’re so mean
And you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you
But you’re in my bones
Gimme back my heart
I’ll rip that wretched thing apart
And scatter those pieces in the wind
Cuz I never wanna love again

And you’re so mean
And you’re so cruel
And I’m such a doggone fool
To give my heart
To a heartless man like you

here's another, i don't think it's done yet:
All the boys I loved before
They don’t love me anymore
And I guess I only got myself to blame

I love too hard
And it always hurts the worst
Stuck suffering in my pain
Left shivering in the rain
All alone, waiting for the train

Gotta catch my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Gotta catch my train

All the boys I loved before
They don’t love me anymore
But why the hell should I give a fuck about that?
I crossed my arms and turned my back
Waiting for my train to leave the track

I can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train

All the boys I loved before
I don’t love them anymore
I’ve been laughing through my pain
Go out dancing in the rain
Bought a one-way for the train

I can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train
Can’t miss my train
Won’t miss my train

so, what do you think? what say you, boo?

Well?

sexy, can i?

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