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16.7.10

ATTN: BLACK PARENTS EVRYWHERE

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS THESE TACKY ASS GHETTO NAMES! it's really disgusting and inappropriate and they're not even cute. just ugly. just like the way your kids act because you don't love them enough to actually do your job as a parent. what you don't realize is, little DraKisha and DeJaylin are going to grow up and one day, they're going to try to look for a job or apply for college. however, because of the institutionalized racism in american society, they will under constant scrutiny and will more than likely be discriminated against because of their horrible names. where the fuck do you get off making up names anyway? let me know so i can meet you there and cuss your dumb ass out. seriously, what's wrong with names like "Adam" or "John" or "James" or "David" or "Michael" or "Eli" or "Penny" or "Margaret" or hell, "Apple" or "Moses"? at least those are real words. but no, we name our children horrendous trash like "Ah' Dasha", "Detrenell", "TyJuan", "Brinasha", "Laqeti", "NoLisha," and all shit like that. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS AT ONCE. ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH! do you even SOUND these names out? did you even write it down and show it to somebody else to see how they would pronounce it? i know a little girl, her name is pronounced "Tatiana," but it's spelled "Ti'Tiana." shouldn't that be pronounced "tee-tee-ana"? i believe it would be. and look, i'm all for creativity, but let's be serious, you just can't make up a name, you just can't. i mean, maybe you can, but i doubt that's how you do it.

PS. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. once you decide you keep your child and become a parent, you don't get a break from that, ever in life. that's just a commitment you can't half-ass. it's all or nothing. a baby is not a tamogatchi or a puppy, it's a actual human being. treat your child like a person, not a show dog.

no, it's not OK.

1 got them goddamn blues:

Plain Jayne Mansfield said...

So...I can't name my kid Obamaramanique Drell T'rell Yung Money? Or Lil' Man-Man Drake Cakes the Shocker for short? Is that not OK?