Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.

Don't...don't you want me?

well, do ya?

The Human League - Don't You Want Me, Baby?

i can't stop listening/singing this! i like the video too, very almodovar.

LOL#12

"'Magic Fingers', my ass!"

DAAAY-UUUM!

YOU STRANGER!!

Jessica was Googled

"My life according to Google...copy & paste each phrase, then fill it in with the first Google description that pops up!"

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Jessica needs Coffee.
-Yes, please!

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Jessica looks like she’s got a package on the cover of GQ.
-Oh my!

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Jessica hates metal.
-It’s all about plastics.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" OR "[your first name] has gone" in Google search:
Jessica goes skinny.
-LOL, yeah, ok

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Jessica loves her some taco.
-Sho’ nuff

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Jessica eats on Flickr.
-uhhh, anywhere is fine, really

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Jessica has a happy family.
-"...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me, too?"

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Jessica works on her country album.
-“our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…”

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Jessica lives here.
-well, DUH

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
Jessica died after accident in bathroom.
-well, i've been told i'm in there forever...

11. Type in "[your first name] does" in Google search:
Jessica does Dallas.
-Of course.

12: Type in "[your first name] will" in Google search:
Jessica will be no-show.
-yeah, I got something better to do, so…

and can i just say that i hate my name?

LOL#11

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what is he saying? you get 20+ points if you guess correctly and a gold star if you can tell me the movie.

B. Scott's Bitch Fit

#WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!#

Iron Man's Perm

For Real, Real?

“Chris Brown is being convicted and character assassinated in the media and we don’t even know what Rihanna did yet.”

david, stop playing.

why don't you write him a nice, "i gotcha back" song? like, all the black men in america can join hands and sing a "we are the world" in solidarity for chris brown with all of his groupies on back-up.

seriously, why do black men think it's ok to hit a woman if she strikes first? i've seen some white guys say some stuff like that#well, reading via internet, i assumed most were white#but black men are being the most vocal about it. i'm really shocked about that considering most of them grew up without a father. is this some kind of way to get back at their mothers? i don't honestly see how a man can feel like a man after stomping on a woman. you're not a man, you're an overgrown coward. if somebody says something to you that angers you so much you feel like striking them down, it must be true. so what, a woman hits you or talks about you, aren't balls supposed to stand for something?

jack white said he was finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday and that's exactly why it's getting harder to trust a man these days. it's a very vicious cycle. it's very disheartening.