"My life according to Google...copy & paste each phrase, then fill it in with the first Google description that pops up!"
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Jessica needs Coffee.
-Yes, please!
2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Jessica looks like she’s got a package on the cover of GQ.
-Oh my!
3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Jessica hates metal.
-It’s all about plastics.
4: Type in "[your first name] goes" OR "[your first name] has gone" in Google search:
Jessica goes skinny.
-LOL, yeah, ok
5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Jessica loves her some taco.
-Sho’ nuff
6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Jessica eats on Flickr.
-uhhh, anywhere is fine, really
7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Jessica has a happy family.
-"...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me, too?"
8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Jessica works on her country album.
-“our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…”
9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Jessica lives here.
-well, DUH
10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
Jessica died after accident in bathroom.
-well, i've been told i'm in there forever...
11. Type in "[your first name] does" in Google search:
Jessica does Dallas.
-Of course.
12: Type in "[your first name] will" in Google search:
Jessica will be no-show.
-yeah, I got something better to do, so…
and can i just say that i hate my name?
5.3.09
Jessica was Googled
2.3.09
1.3.09
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what is he saying? you get 20+ points if you guess correctly and a gold star if you can tell me the movie.
24.2.09
23.2.09
22.2.09
For Real, Real?
“Chris Brown is being convicted and character assassinated in the media and we don’t even know what Rihanna did yet.”
david, stop playing.
why don't you write him a nice, "i gotcha back" song? like, all the black men in america can join hands and sing a "we are the world" in solidarity for chris brown with all of his groupies on back-up.
seriously, why do black men think it's ok to hit a woman if she strikes first? i've seen some white guys say some stuff like that#well, reading via internet, i assumed most were white#but black men are being the most vocal about it. i'm really shocked about that considering most of them grew up without a father. is this some kind of way to get back at their mothers? i don't honestly see how a man can feel like a man after stomping on a woman. you're not a man, you're an overgrown coward. if somebody says something to you that angers you so much you feel like striking them down, it must be true. so what, a woman hits you or talks about you, aren't balls supposed to stand for something?
jack white said he was finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday and that's exactly why it's getting harder to trust a man these days. it's a very vicious cycle. it's very disheartening.
21.2.09
On Repeat #4: Piece of my Heart Edition
Erma Franklin - Take Another Little Piece of my Heart
The original, soulful version.
Janis Joplin - Take Another Little Piece of my Heart
THEE classic, screaming blues version.
Mary J. Blige does a really good version, too; very powerful, religious experience:
20.2.09
Lost
the video:
a comment from "chrisbzshawty":
LMFAOOOO; i couldn't breathe throughout this whole video . you are funny . now i regret signing up with this name but i don't want to make a new one because i have way too many subscriptions , favorites , and playlists i don't feel like re-doing . but i'll still listen to his music . if anything chris needs all the support he can get . i think it's unfair how one little incident ( well not so little ) will make everybody turn on chris like this . smh .
then, another from the same poster:
rihanna's soft ? if she can hit her brother with a glass bottle; she can take a punch.
now, aren't these nice biased statements? if there's anything i hate more than a groupie is a dumbass groupie. i'll never understand how ppl can be stans.
yeah, it's real sad how ppl don't want to support a woman-beater. what the fuck is wrong with us? poor chris! that poor, sweet, innocent boy just made a teeny-weeny mistake and got carried away.
yeah, she hit her brother with a glass bottle, HER BROTHER. chris brown beat her, not her brother. this girl must be an only child because anybody with siblings know how sometimes you just have to brawl with your brother/sister. it's natural. it's not right to throw glass, but that's what girls do. we aren't as strong as men and sometimes in desperation, we use foreign objects.
women make me sick these days. we really did kill chivalry with our petty jealousy at each other. ugly as i feel some days, i get jealous and i get bitter, but i will never enjoy a woman being beaten, regardless of her attractiveness. that's not my sickness; sorry if it's yours.
