are you not supposed to find him sexy? cuz i do!
9.8.10
24.7.10
19.7.10
no, that's not it :(
i think they got it wrong. the story, as told in the film, really does not condone her changing who she is and i think pretty much shows the folly of her decision. the original story really seals the deal on this. i mean, i get the humor, or the humor as it's intended, but i don't think the story, no matter how much it was butchered/bastardize by Disney, condones any of that.
i also don't appreciate how ppl talk shit about Beauty and the Beast, talking about it's an allegory for an abusive relationship. it's a beautiful story and i refuse to acknowledge any other interpretation as such!
17.7.10
to the asshole who saw my blinker going and sped up...
what the fuck is your problem? you didn't even get off at the exit i was trying to get to!
16.7.10
ATTN: BLACK PARENTS EVRYWHERE
STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS THESE TACKY ASS GHETTO NAMES! it's really disgusting and inappropriate and they're not even cute. just ugly. just like the way your kids act because you don't love them enough to actually do your job as a parent. what you don't realize is, little DraKisha and DeJaylin are going to grow up and one day, they're going to try to look for a job or apply for college. however, because of the institutionalized racism in american society, they will under constant scrutiny and will more than likely be discriminated against because of their horrible names. where the fuck do you get off making up names anyway? let me know so i can meet you there and cuss your dumb ass out. seriously, what's wrong with names like "Adam" or "John" or "James" or "David" or "Michael" or "Eli" or "Penny" or "Margaret" or hell, "Apple" or "Moses"? at least those are real words. but no, we name our children horrendous trash like "Ah' Dasha", "Detrenell", "TyJuan", "Brinasha", "Laqeti", "NoLisha," and all shit like that. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS AT ONCE. ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH! do you even SOUND these names out? did you even write it down and show it to somebody else to see how they would pronounce it? i know a little girl, her name is pronounced "Tatiana," but it's spelled "Ti'Tiana." shouldn't that be pronounced "tee-tee-ana"? i believe it would be. and look, i'm all for creativity, but let's be serious, you just can't make up a name, you just can't. i mean, maybe you can, but i doubt that's how you do it.
PS. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. once you decide you keep your child and become a parent, you don't get a break from that, ever in life. that's just a commitment you can't half-ass. it's all or nothing. a baby is not a tamogatchi or a puppy, it's a actual human being. treat your child like a person, not a show dog.
no, it's not OK.
to the asshole who almost hit me when i was about to pull into 7-11, and then again after i stopped and was about to go through...
what the fuck was your problem? i had the right away. you would have known that if you weren't an asshole.
to the asshole who left a huge gap for me to merge into on the freeway, only to honk at me as i merged...
what the fuck was your problem? you were in the right lane, you're supposed to let me on the freeway.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
the worst of it all is that i got this song stuck in my head because some 4th grade girls were singing. let me tell it, it's terribly disturbing to hear little girls sing a song talkin' bout, "baby, i can break you down" babies are growing up too fast. :(
13.7.10
boy the way you blowing up my phone won't make me leave no faster!
i shoulda left my phone at home, cuz this is uh DIS-AS-TUH!
4.7.10
bret hart and shawn michaels had a kid...
here she is:
WHERE HAS SHE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
"OH YES" is right!
28.6.10
26.6.10
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20.6.10
17.6.10
???
peter, please answer: what's with all these chicks not wearing underwear? like, every other day, pictures come out with some chick flashing kitty. and now perez hilton got in trouble for posting some of miley cyrus. yeah, he's in the wrong, but so is she. where do these chicks get the idea that you can not wear drawers and THEN go on and wear the shortest, most-indecent-exposure-ensuring outfit? IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY, MISS HUNNAY!
15.6.10
14.6.10
MISS HUNNAY
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, MISS HUNNAY! three minutes and twenty-six seconds in, f. murray abraham starts serving the kids tea! LOL @ 3:19: "i start acting my...my, my heart out." girl, i know what you were about to say!
12.6.10
Mom - Starring Mom!
telling a story about a retiring female custodian complaining about kids leaving the auditorium with cake. the custodian is disgruntled, but Mom says:
Mom: BITCH, that's yo' job!
HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD WOMAN, OR SOMETHING?
SCANDALOUS!!! talkin' bout you and me ...
MARVELOUS!!! baby, baby, can't ya see?
8.6.10
6.6.10
My Mom and Pop - Starring My Mom and Pop!
Mom, laughing : Now, don't get your panties in a wad!
Daddy, seriously: Don't worry about the wad in my panties.
13.3.10
Oh, Johnny, are you Queer?
i've never heard of johnny weir until today, but i think i am a fan. i definitely admire him, he takes his sport very seriously, but unfortunately ppl are more concerned with his sexuality and "flamboyance," which is polite straightspeak for "faggotry." he acknowledges this an adult, very classy. i think he should just be like, "fuck it," and call himself "johnny queer." like, why not?
by the way, doesn't he look like james mcavoy?
weir
mcavoy
21.2.10
20.2.10
PLEASE EXPLAIN
for some reason, the nostalgic critic decided to do a review of bebe's kid. it was basically pointless, as i felt he misinterpreted a lot of the film's attempts at character development and storytelling. he came at it excessively harsh and without a valid reason. this was not a successful film and no one really talks about it unless it's on BET. so what was the point? he also has an issue with how there is a line in the film in which robin says, "i'mma beat the black offa you," but then goes on to make a very tasteless roots reference/joke. i dunno, maybe it's because i grew up on this movie, but i just don't think it deserved the hell that he gave it, it was just cruel. it just shows that he didn't get it.
14.2.10
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