to the asshole who saw my blinker going and sped up...

what the fuck is your problem? you didn't even get off at the exit i was trying to get to!

to the asshole who almost hit me when i was about to pull into 7-11, and then again after i stopped and was about to go through...

what the fuck was your problem? i had the right away. you would have known that if you weren't an asshole.

to the asshole who left a huge gap for me to merge into on the freeway, only to honk at me as i merged...

what the fuck was your problem? you were in the right lane, you're supposed to let me on the freeway.

boy the way you blowing up my phone won't make me leave no faster!

i shoulda left my phone at home, cuz this is uh DIS-AS-TUH!

WHY IS THAT WOMAN SINGING MY SONG??

this reminds of that part from jackie's back.

PLEASE EXPLAIN

who thought it was a good look for her to have all these close-ups of her scowling and scrunching her face? she looks rough. the song is nice, the video is colorful and memorable (to me, at least), but everything else, uh-uh.

You threw away a Kingdom today!

The Big Knife (1955) -- Starring Jack Palance, Ida Lupino, Rod Steiger, Shelley Winters

this movie is very strange and i think it has a lot to do with being based off a play. it takes place in one location and is very dialogue driven. the ppl who adapted this were very lazy. rod steiger is my favorite thing about the film, but unfortunately, he's not in it for all that much.

HEY PAUL

i always liked the part at 1:28-1:31. he transforms completely just in a flick of his head. he's like, "bitch, it's a hairflip!"

Kanye...

please stop trying to stay relevant. you know it's bad when you ape-ing over something that didn't even have your name in it. or were you mad cuz "best i ever had" wasn't out in time to be nominated for nothing? suffice to say, get you some business, boo-boo, cuz when was the last time you put a CD out? and remember: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

Thanks, Tyra

for absolutely nothing...

I See You, Shia

i had no idea so many black girls like shia labeouf. he does have something, i guess, maybe it's his cajun jew swag. but he still looks like a kid to me; i ain't forgot about holes. that account does sound very sexy, but i don't think about him like that, maybe cuz he looks so short.

quizas, quizas, quizas

i can't believe what he said about his mama, though. what's really good, shia? getting your six ways to sunday thing on.

by the way, i wouldn't want to be a groupie, don't see the point in all that, but i will read about it...

I love Gale!

Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:

that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.

ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

Speaking of Hoodrats...

what's good, Nivea? she is ms. hoodrat supreme.

prime examples:

Okay

your hands all on my booty
two stepping in my Gucci
- for the longest time, i thought she was talking "two stepping in my cootchie..."
sorry.

Parking Lot

i need to see you now can you get out, my man is at the house so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
for it get to late I cant wait it's just around my way so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
just over the hill at the light take a right hang a left on Harris drive
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
so what you waiting for hit the door put the pedal to the floor
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
- umm, WHAT?

and my personal favorite...

Laundromat

soap, powder, bleach, towels, fabric softner, dollars, change, pants, socks, dirty drawers
i'm going to the laundromat
and let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots, head sets, chips, pop, pay phones, clean house
i'm going to the laundromat
- i actually like the video, very high school production

i hope she gets better.

Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.

LOL#12

"'Magic Fingers', my ass!"

DAAAY-UUUM!

YOU STRANGER!!

Lost

the video:

a comment from "chrisbzshawty":
LMFAOOOO; i couldn't breathe throughout this whole video . you are funny . now i regret signing up with this name but i don't want to make a new one because i have way too many subscriptions , favorites , and playlists i don't feel like re-doing . but i'll still listen to his music . if anything chris needs all the support he can get . i think it's unfair how one little incident ( well not so little ) will make everybody turn on chris like this . smh .

then, another from the same poster:
rihanna's soft ? if she can hit her brother with a glass bottle; she can take a punch.

now, aren't these nice biased statements? if there's anything i hate more than a groupie is a dumbass groupie. i'll never understand how ppl can be stans.

yeah, it's real sad how ppl don't want to support a woman-beater. what the fuck is wrong with us? poor chris! that poor, sweet, innocent boy just made a teeny-weeny mistake and got carried away.

yeah, she hit her brother with a glass bottle, HER BROTHER. chris brown beat her, not her brother. this girl must be an only child because anybody with siblings know how sometimes you just have to brawl with your brother/sister. it's natural. it's not right to throw glass, but that's what girls do. we aren't as strong as men and sometimes in desperation, we use foreign objects.

women make me sick these days. we really did kill chivalry with our petty jealousy at each other. ugly as i feel some days, i get jealous and i get bitter, but i will never enjoy a woman being beaten, regardless of her attractiveness. that's not my sickness; sorry if it's yours.

Fried Twinkies?

is this what's hot in the streets?

RE: Two things, not so quick #2

this chick is lost; somebody find her.

i'm not a fan of chris brown or rhianna, and i think that there needs to be some objectivity as this situation is concerned.

i don't think it's, "oh my god, chris brown made a teeny-weeny mistake and hit rhianna," it's "oh my god, chris brown BEAT and BIT rhianna." ok, he entertained us, he gets a pass to brutalize women? he didn't push her or even just "smack the hell out of her," he came at her like she was a full grown man. and his actions after that are even more disgusting. yeah, celebrities aren't perfect, that's why when they do stuff like this they should be held accountable like evrybody else.

r. kelly was accused of liking little girls and micheal jackson, of little boys. both of them have an extensive history of suspicious activities with little kids. however, unlike chris brown, as mentioned, they've both been cleared of charges and are recognized as musical geniuses. so, that's makes it a lot more understandable as to why people would defend them, but what has chris brown done besides that doublemint gum commercial? i'm not a fan of r. kelly, so i could look at that objectively, but i do like michael jackson and i honestly believe he is a very misunderstood creature. ppl just do not want to believe chris brown would do something like that because of his corny singing and pretty baby face.

chris brown allegedly attacked rhianna like she was a wild gorilla. THERE IS NO DEFENDING THAT, POINT-BLANK. i'm sorry, i don't support bullies. like i said, until men bleed on a monthly basis, they have no right to do a woman that way. any man who thinks differently is a pathetic individual who needs to realize that there is always somebody who can stomp your ass into the ground and make you feel "like a woman", too.

i say, we sic major payne on his ass. he'd do him like he did this can.