No rules, just right

paul looked really upset when he said he might not tell him. awwwwe :(

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

i don't condone with song all the way, but i will sing along to the chorus.

BOO THIS MAN!

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.

Fried Twinkies?

is this what's hot in the streets?

Goddamnit...

I dunno why, but I've been thinking about Jeremy Irons ALL day. Since last night, actually. But then, do I really need a reason?







Hopefully I'll have some nice dreams...

All Men Are Apes!

Well, not really, but Jezebel made a list of 6 reasons why mustaches were not sexy, based off a post from Fey Friends. Now, this is ridiculously unfair. They picked the most extremely unattractive pictures to support their case. I happen to find mustaches very sexy and I think one of the most manly thing a guy could do is grow one. Of course, they'd need the face for it. So, may I present 6 reasons, in no particular order, why mustaches are sexy (by way of photos, of course):

1. Daniel #MY BOO# Plainview
I mean, look at him. What more needs to be said?

2. Giancarlo Giannini
Need I say more? Rather it was then or now, it doesn't matter.

THEN:

NOW:
3. Josh Brolin
I think he has the perfect face for a mustache. He just doesn't look right without one.


4. Robert Downey Jr.
He looks very nice clean, but it's something about how the softness of his eyes contrast with the scruffiness of his jaw that's just so nice.


5. Stanley Kubrick
When people talk about Mr. Kubrick, "sexy" is not a term that is often used, but there's something there, isn't there? The silent, strong, shy, strange type? Very sexy. Anyone who smiles that sweetly can't be all bad.

6. Burt Reynolds
You thought I forgot? How could he NOT be on the list?
Now, I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, but I think I made my point.

Well, one more wouldn't hurt.

Coffee and Cream

Do you see what I see?

NO, not T Baby! LOOK IN THE RED RECTANGLE! At first I thought it was for one of those interracial dating websites, but it's for a bed and breakfast! I never would have thought a B&B would allow/advertise something like that, especially one with "Country" in the title . I'm just pessimistically paranoid that way, I guess.

I could make some kind of sexual innuendo with the interracialness and coffee and cream, but I don't want to spoil it. It's too cute. And I'm sure we can make our own jokes, if we haven't already.

Speaking of Paul Rudd...

...yeah.

Rahm-mmm

Rahm Emanuel, called "Rahm-bo", will be President-Elect Obama's Chief of Staff. I have to say, so far, this is one hell of a sexy administration.

He has kind of a Javier Bardem/Communications Professor at my school thing going. Very nice. And I'm surprised at how I'm much more interested in politics these days.

Since my birthday's in a few months... (PART II)

if the first design doesn't work out, could I get this at least?

But this is only the SECOND option!

Well, DAMN!

Flava Flava: WOOOOOOOW!

Since my birthday's in a few months...

can I get this on my cake?

Please?