ATTN: BLACK PARENTS EVRYWHERE

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS THESE TACKY ASS GHETTO NAMES! it's really disgusting and inappropriate and they're not even cute. just ugly. just like the way your kids act because you don't love them enough to actually do your job as a parent. what you don't realize is, little DraKisha and DeJaylin are going to grow up and one day, they're going to try to look for a job or apply for college. however, because of the institutionalized racism in american society, they will under constant scrutiny and will more than likely be discriminated against because of their horrible names. where the fuck do you get off making up names anyway? let me know so i can meet you there and cuss your dumb ass out. seriously, what's wrong with names like "Adam" or "John" or "James" or "David" or "Michael" or "Eli" or "Penny" or "Margaret" or hell, "Apple" or "Moses"? at least those are real words. but no, we name our children horrendous trash like "Ah' Dasha", "Detrenell", "TyJuan", "Brinasha", "Laqeti", "NoLisha," and all shit like that. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS AT ONCE. ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH! do you even SOUND these names out? did you even write it down and show it to somebody else to see how they would pronounce it? i know a little girl, her name is pronounced "Tatiana," but it's spelled "Ti'Tiana." shouldn't that be pronounced "tee-tee-ana"? i believe it would be. and look, i'm all for creativity, but let's be serious, you just can't make up a name, you just can't. i mean, maybe you can, but i doubt that's how you do it.

PS. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. once you decide you keep your child and become a parent, you don't get a break from that, ever in life. that's just a commitment you can't half-ass. it's all or nothing. a baby is not a tamogatchi or a puppy, it's a actual human being. treat your child like a person, not a show dog.

no, it's not OK.

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peter, please answer: what's with all these chicks not wearing underwear? like, every other day, pictures come out with some chick flashing kitty. and now perez hilton got in trouble for posting some of miley cyrus. yeah, he's in the wrong, but so is she. where do these chicks get the idea that you can not wear drawers and THEN go on and wear the shortest, most-indecent-exposure-ensuring outfit? IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY, MISS HUNNAY!

PLEASE EXPLAIN

for some reason, the nostalgic critic decided to do a review of bebe's kid. it was basically pointless, as i felt he misinterpreted a lot of the film's attempts at character development and storytelling. he came at it excessively harsh and without a valid reason. this was not a successful film and no one really talks about it unless it's on BET. so what was the point? he also has an issue with how there is a line in the film in which robin says, "i'mma beat the black offa you," but then goes on to make a very tasteless roots reference/joke. i dunno, maybe it's because i grew up on this movie, but i just don't think it deserved the hell that he gave it, it was just cruel. it just shows that he didn't get it.

WE STILL CARE ABOUT JOHN MAYER?

do we really? no? didn't think so. let's listen to d'angelo.

Kanye...

please stop trying to stay relevant. you know it's bad when you ape-ing over something that didn't even have your name in it. or were you mad cuz "best i ever had" wasn't out in time to be nominated for nothing? suffice to say, get you some business, boo-boo, cuz when was the last time you put a CD out? and remember: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

BOW if you recognize R-O-Y-A-L-T-Y

now, i might be something of a hoodrat, but i actually like this. the TATTOO, i mean. "BOO, BITCH, BOO" on that other foolishness, but i think it's a nice concept and don't see what's wrong when crowning the family jewels. asia argento has something similar and it looks pretty nice:

and dare i say, that is a good place for a tattoo since it's really easy to hide, but then, it's kinda like, "what's the point of getting it if you're going to hide it?" i dunno, but i can't hate too much on that.

Blame it on Hype

forest whitaker, you oughta know better. ron howard, WHERE IS YOUR SHAME? jake gyllenhaal, i'll deal with you later. i guess they figured since the song is so ridiculous, let's let the video reflect that. but damn, i wanted that panda to be robert downey jr. so damn bad!

and why is t-pain such a coon?

Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.

For Real, Real?

“Chris Brown is being convicted and character assassinated in the media and we don’t even know what Rihanna did yet.”

david, stop playing.

why don't you write him a nice, "i gotcha back" song? like, all the black men in america can join hands and sing a "we are the world" in solidarity for chris brown with all of his groupies on back-up.

seriously, why do black men think it's ok to hit a woman if she strikes first? i've seen some white guys say some stuff like that#well, reading via internet, i assumed most were white#but black men are being the most vocal about it. i'm really shocked about that considering most of them grew up without a father. is this some kind of way to get back at their mothers? i don't honestly see how a man can feel like a man after stomping on a woman. you're not a man, you're an overgrown coward. if somebody says something to you that angers you so much you feel like striking them down, it must be true. so what, a woman hits you or talks about you, aren't balls supposed to stand for something?

jack white said he was finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday and that's exactly why it's getting harder to trust a man these days. it's a very vicious cycle. it's very disheartening.

Lost

the video:

a comment from "chrisbzshawty":
LMFAOOOO; i couldn't breathe throughout this whole video . you are funny . now i regret signing up with this name but i don't want to make a new one because i have way too many subscriptions , favorites , and playlists i don't feel like re-doing . but i'll still listen to his music . if anything chris needs all the support he can get . i think it's unfair how one little incident ( well not so little ) will make everybody turn on chris like this . smh .

then, another from the same poster:
rihanna's soft ? if she can hit her brother with a glass bottle; she can take a punch.

now, aren't these nice biased statements? if there's anything i hate more than a groupie is a dumbass groupie. i'll never understand how ppl can be stans.

yeah, it's real sad how ppl don't want to support a woman-beater. what the fuck is wrong with us? poor chris! that poor, sweet, innocent boy just made a teeny-weeny mistake and got carried away.

yeah, she hit her brother with a glass bottle, HER BROTHER. chris brown beat her, not her brother. this girl must be an only child because anybody with siblings know how sometimes you just have to brawl with your brother/sister. it's natural. it's not right to throw glass, but that's what girls do. we aren't as strong as men and sometimes in desperation, we use foreign objects.

women make me sick these days. we really did kill chivalry with our petty jealousy at each other. ugly as i feel some days, i get jealous and i get bitter, but i will never enjoy a woman being beaten, regardless of her attractiveness. that's not my sickness; sorry if it's yours.

RE: Two things, not so quick

this is disgusting. read the comments. ok, yes, the case is ridiculous, but for black ppl to be so bigoted is so hypocritical. does it really make sense for minorities to be prejudiced against other minorities? i know it seems like asians get treated a lot better than other groups, which i don't understand since japan bombed pearl harbor; americans don't like to be attacked on their soil. arabs and any other people from the middle east still have suspicions cast on them over 9/11 and that was ten years ago.

i hate how ppl are excusing this by saying, "oh, she's being a teenager," because bigoted/racist teenagers go up to be racist/bigoted adults. then, they use the other excuse of, "oh, there's an asian guy in the picture, too," yeah, and? black ppl of ALL people should know that there are uncle toms out there. for some reason, he thought it would be funny to mock asian ppl, maybe he's a self-hating asian. black ppl know a lot about that, too.

i get so sick of black ppl sometimes, i swear. too damn self-absorbed. and i'm pretty sure most of them go to lee's beauty supply.

URGENT PSA #3

Take note of THIS and take the necessary precautions.
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Though, I did kinda see that one coming. #take that how you want#

Tutti Frutti

Why come evry time I see a picture of black women, age is not really important, in a casual setting, they're always sticking their butts out? I don't get it. Who does this appeal to? Instead of your nice smile, would you rather be known for your big ass? Is that all you have to offer anybody? Why dehumanize yourself that way? WHAT IS REALLY GOOD?

Wow

You get points for creativity, but you're bombing in class.

URGENT PSA#2

Guys, please STOP sagging. It's gross. It's not a good look.

Sagging started in prison when they took away the belts from prisoners so they wouldn't commit suicide AND so that the prison-bitches can catch a prison-daddy.

STOP IT. YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON ANYMORE, DAMON.

The weird part is, I've never seen a gay man sag, it's the so-called straight dudes I see doing it. Why in the hell would you want to emulate some clown with their pants UNDER their ass? This same person clearly has a pattern of not making the right decisions since they ended up in PRISON in the first place.

I've been looked at strange for saying this, but whenever I see a guy sagging, I want to run up behind him, bend him over the nearest surface, yank his pants down, and give him one big hump against the rump. The lower they sag, the harder they get it. I mean, that might be how they like it. What am I supposed to think when you walk around with your ass out and puffed up? That might sound like some kind of rapist's justification, but I'm sorry. I'm trying to deter this with some operant conditioning. Every time you sag, you get a hard hump on the rump.

Even sadder, sicker part is, most of these guys are more than likely homophobic. So, what's really good?

They have passed ordinances in some places, but for some strange reason, some civil rights activists are considering this to be racially wrong. WHAT. So you want young black men to walk around looking ridiculous? This is not limited to just this demographic, it's just more prominent in our community and how anybody could object to stopping this makes my head hurt. Would it kill young men to dress nice? All they have to do is pull up their GODDAMN pants!

URGENT PSA

Look, I've been seeing a lot of guys SPITTING out on the ground around campus and I have to say: IT'S FUCKING GROSS.

So, CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

I should not be able to identify fresh spit spots, based on the bubbly thickness of them. Don't even spit on grass. Chew some gum, drink some water/juice/tea, suck on a mint, gargle some Listerine, or, I dunno, how about you just brush your FUCKING teeth!

I mean, OH MY GODDAMIT! This shit is repugnant and inexcusable.