All Men Are Apes!

Well, not really, but Jezebel made a list of 6 reasons why mustaches were not sexy, based off a post from Fey Friends. Now, this is ridiculously unfair. They picked the most extremely unattractive pictures to support their case. I happen to find mustaches very sexy and I think one of the most manly thing a guy could do is grow one. Of course, they'd need the face for it. So, may I present 6 reasons, in no particular order, why mustaches are sexy (by way of photos, of course):

1. Daniel #MY BOO# Plainview
I mean, look at him. What more needs to be said?

2. Giancarlo Giannini
Need I say more? Rather it was then or now, it doesn't matter.

THEN:

NOW:
3. Josh Brolin
I think he has the perfect face for a mustache. He just doesn't look right without one.


4. Robert Downey Jr.
He looks very nice clean, but it's something about how the softness of his eyes contrast with the scruffiness of his jaw that's just so nice.


5. Stanley Kubrick
When people talk about Mr. Kubrick, "sexy" is not a term that is often used, but there's something there, isn't there? The silent, strong, shy, strange type? Very sexy. Anyone who smiles that sweetly can't be all bad.

6. Burt Reynolds
You thought I forgot? How could he NOT be on the list?
Now, I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, but I think I made my point.

Well, one more wouldn't hurt.

Price was Right

So today is Vin. Prizzy’s birthday! WOW! Yesterday Pam, now Mr. Price! Unfortunately, I won’t be writing an love essay about him, but I will lament how, like Pam, he was truly one of a kind with his charm and quirky sense of humor; there will NEVER be another Vincent Price, I don’t even think today’s media would allow one.

If Vincent Price had come out in this era, I can just imagine all of the gossip blogs that would hiss and cackle over how “fey” “Ms. Price” is. Gossip bloggers are heartless, they themselves would make you think.

Don't get me wrong, I have my daily blogscroll of gossip, but read enough and you would be led to believe that every since celebrity is gay. #goddamn#

Anyway, here are some clips and a list of required viewings:

REQUIRED VIEWINGS:
HOUSE OF WAX
THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES
THEATER OF BLOOD