QUEEN, GET OFF MY TV SCREEN!

ATTN: BLACK PARENTS EVRYWHERE

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS THESE TACKY ASS GHETTO NAMES! it's really disgusting and inappropriate and they're not even cute. just ugly. just like the way your kids act because you don't love them enough to actually do your job as a parent. what you don't realize is, little DraKisha and DeJaylin are going to grow up and one day, they're going to try to look for a job or apply for college. however, because of the institutionalized racism in american society, they will under constant scrutiny and will more than likely be discriminated against because of their horrible names. where the fuck do you get off making up names anyway? let me know so i can meet you there and cuss your dumb ass out. seriously, what's wrong with names like "Adam" or "John" or "James" or "David" or "Michael" or "Eli" or "Penny" or "Margaret" or hell, "Apple" or "Moses"? at least those are real words. but no, we name our children horrendous trash like "Ah' Dasha", "Detrenell", "TyJuan", "Brinasha", "Laqeti", "NoLisha," and all shit like that. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS AT ONCE. ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH! do you even SOUND these names out? did you even write it down and show it to somebody else to see how they would pronounce it? i know a little girl, her name is pronounced "Tatiana," but it's spelled "Ti'Tiana." shouldn't that be pronounced "tee-tee-ana"? i believe it would be. and look, i'm all for creativity, but let's be serious, you just can't make up a name, you just can't. i mean, maybe you can, but i doubt that's how you do it.

PS. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. once you decide you keep your child and become a parent, you don't get a break from that, ever in life. that's just a commitment you can't half-ass. it's all or nothing. a baby is not a tamogatchi or a puppy, it's a actual human being. treat your child like a person, not a show dog.

no, it's not OK.

hush, baby, baby, baby, don't you cry

i don't know when to speak out
i don't know when to shut up
i don't know when i'm beat down
i don't know how to fit in
so, what use am i to you?
not much.

It's Whatever

i'm an idiot
and i'm a fool
and i wish i could be cruel
just like evrybody else

Christina Applegate, ya gotta put me on

Well?

sexy, can i?

No, You Don't Know

Tom Petty - You Don't Know How it Feels
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Phone Phobia

i think i have something of one. is it weird i get a little scared when my phone rings? i really don't care to use the phone at all; afraid i'll dial the wrong number. i'm pretty sure i know the cause of it, but still. anybody else got this?

Past-ing Thought

i gave you a piece of myself, my insecurity, so that you could be secure with yourself with the knowledge that there is a girl who hates herself just the way you hate yourself. i did that because we were friends.

Blue Haikus

I am only ripe
and fertile to bear bitter
fruit for you to eat

if i could, i would
sacrifice my pride, but then
i would have nothing

i never knew hate
until i knew you and now
it is all i know

you'll fly far, my dear
darling, but please don't fly too
far and forget me

you purr for me so
sweetly, my little pretty
kitty pussycat

i am the troll who
lives under the bridge and scares
the poor billy goats

bitch, i've got no time
to hear you crying on the
phone, so just shut up

that spider in his
web watches all that i do,
his eight eyes transfixed

school is the bitch that
habitually beats my
ass. she can get fucked.

that boy is very
good-looking, but he doesn't
look at me. pity

"BITCHS GET NO WHER"
was written on the bus seat
I don't think that's true

no one told me
that i'm a fancy clown. That's
why they laugh at me

all the spiders in
my stomach started to crawl
around inside me

i can't stand it when
that spider crawls all around
my back. drives me nuts

Highschool Lover

jailbait me
statutory rape me
pull up my skirt and spank me
as i spread across your knees
you've got candy in your pocket
and my sweet tooth wants a piece

Cancer from KISSING?!

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

That's what I've been saying!

gospel from the Book of Rebecca West:

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

Let the church say, "AMEN!"

gospel from the Book of Bruce Lee:

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

Mucho Gusto, Es un Placer

My name is _______,
i cry when i’m frustrated
i’m giddy when i’m sleepy
i don’t think i’m anything special, but try to walk over me and
i’ll stomp you out
i’m not selling cheap
i might be depressed
i’m horny when i’m sleepy
i want to please you, it’s important to me
i will one day because i want to
i think life would be easier sometimes if i were prettier
i think people would be nicer
i’m grumpy when i’m sleepy
i'm hard on myself
i'm not a child, in spite of how i act sometimes, though
i am a brat
“i want to trust you” is what i meant to say
i don’t say much cuz
i never know when to shut up and
i never say the right things
i’m not too bright but
i’m not that dumb
i don’t know how to fight, but
i still try
i don’t feel like i’m good enough sometimes and don’t think
i deserve happiness, but
i know better than that and
i will get what i want.

nice to meet you, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

RE: Pieces Don't Fit Anymore

this "acted" out.

DAAAY-UUUM!

YOU STRANGER!!

LOL#10

i think black jesus would be a great blaxploitation film!

Two things, not so quick

craigalicious posted about miley and her stupid ass and then she "apologized" after the fact, of course. then phil defranco had some shit to say because margaret cho wrote a song about it and somebody's trying to sue miley. first off, he said that cho makes fun of ppl all the time and that doesn't exactly sound right to me, i don't think i've ever heard her making a racist joke or put anybody down. and besides, she's a comedienne, they're supposed to make fun of ppl or situations humorously, not hatefully. as for the lawyer suing her, that is a little extreme, but to explain it away as, "oh, it wasn't that bad, there's an asian guy in the photo," isn't good enough. just because there was an asian guy in on the "joke" doesn't mean it should be taken lightly. black people aren't the only race with uncle toms. no, she's not exactly prussian blue, but the fact is, little girls idolize miley and there should be an example made to show, with any pop celebrity, that you can't get out of evrything with an "apology" after the fact, especially if you are just a "kid."

are white ppl really this ignorant? on a consistent basis, white ppl make a lot of racist/bigoted/prejudiced "jokes" and think by apologizing the day or so after, evrything is peachy keen. this is not the way things work. i personally don't give a fuck what you do or say in your private life, but if your dumb ass is stupid enough to take a goddamn PICTURE or video of you doing or saying something stupid, whatever happens, you got what you deserve. i've also seen white ppl excuse shit like this by saying, "oh, well black ppl say this and asian say that, so we sure be allowed..." no, take that immature shit to chimpout. the world is not "tit for tat," sometimes you have to turn the other cheek and there is no shame in that.

now, to other bullshit issues--

the chris brown and rhianna situation has been disturbing on so many levels, but the main one is this: i've been seeing a lot of men who think it's ok to swing on a chick if she starts it. many have justified this by saying that if women want to be equal, they should learn to take a punch.

... oh for real, for real?

women should be equal to men socially and financially, but we'll never be equal physically because men, through evolution, are the stronger sex and they, of course, cannot conceive children. #although i do believe most of them PMS and are more emotional than women are supposed to be# the day they start to, they can hit women. women who do hit men are childish and also, most men today are still children and live by that "you hit me, i hit you back" policy. if a woman hits you, take it like a man and get her out of your life. do not try to go blow for blow with a woman. a woman who hits a man is foolish and the man who fights back is a fucking fool.

b. scott talked about it and he had good points, but him being so pro-rhianna makes it a bit biased to me.

the situation reminds me of the routine dave chappelle did about how men and women think differently. he talks about the frustration of women wearing a "prostitute's uniform" and then don't want to be treated like prostitutes. i love dave chappelle and always will, but i couldn't believe a man as savvy as he would say some misogynistic bullshit like that. first of all, if you've ever watched an episode of cops, you know that REAL street prostitutes wear baggy, raggedly sweats. the only ones who look like "prostitutes" are trannies. secondly, ok, a woman wears something a little provocative, does that automatically mean she's a slut? and even if she were one, that doesn't mean she wants to "sleep" with you. this is the same reason why a lot of women who are raped blame themselves. there is NO justification for that. and why would you want to fuck a slut anyway? thirdly, why do you assume she's dressing that way for YOU. sometimes, women just want to dress that way. i don't particularly agree with some of the extremes taken, but i understand. sometimes i do my hair and put on gloss or red lipstick. no reason, just feel like it.

are men really this disgusting? do they honestly think it's ok to hit a woman if she hits you first? it's ok to sexually harass a woman and then either insult her for being a "tease" or take it upon yourself to make her play her part? men just do not understand the frustration of being a woman, nor do they care. most of them don't even want to know anything our sexual health, but they do want to use our sex. how can you fully appreciate something and use it correctly if you don't read the instructions and educate yourself as to how it is to be used. ppl have gotten sex muthafvcking twisted: it's not just a fun way to pass the time. the main purpose of sex is procreation and the main purpose of breasts is to breastfeed. so, there are no "mistakes" when it comes to conceiving, if anything it's mission accomplished. that's why you should think twice before you fvck a slut, at least.

men really need to think from a woman's perspective for a bit. women have to worry about pregnancy, STDs, and also the social stigma of being sexually active. men are encouraged to "sow their oats," but women are taught that they should be virtuous, but then when a chick is sexually savvy, she's a dirty slut and a filthy whore.

some days i feel tragic like i was lady macbeth; i wanna be unsexed, too. it's too much.