Speaking of Hoodrats...

what's good, Nivea? she is ms. hoodrat supreme.

prime examples:

Okay

your hands all on my booty
two stepping in my Gucci
- for the longest time, i thought she was talking "two stepping in my cootchie..."
sorry.

Parking Lot

i need to see you now can you get out, my man is at the house so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
for it get to late I cant wait it's just around my way so
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
just over the hill at the light take a right hang a left on Harris drive
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
so what you waiting for hit the door put the pedal to the floor
meet me at the McDonald's parking lot
- umm, WHAT?

and my personal favorite...

Laundromat

soap, powder, bleach, towels, fabric softner, dollars, change, pants, socks, dirty drawers
i'm going to the laundromat
and let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots, head sets, chips, pop, pay phones, clean house
i'm going to the laundromat
- i actually like the video, very high school production

i hope she gets better.

PREACH!

Double D Blues

Now, let the church say, "AMEN!"

Thank you, Chris

I thought you forgot about me.

For the Comedians

"Heard joke once:

Man goes to Doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'

Man bursts into tears. Says. 'But Doctor...I am Pagliacci.'"

- Rorschach's Journal. Oct 16, 1985, (The Watchmen)

I Feel For You