last one, for now

are you not supposed to find him sexy? cuz i do!

Manny Pannies

this is a good one, too:

bradley whitford is just TOO much!

Don't Tase, Bro! Don't Taser Me, Man!

this is my favorite sequence from the latest episode:

did jermaine clement just say...

Kieran Vollard Talks to Rabbits from Jemaine Clement

did he just say something about fvcking? O-O-O-O-O-OH MY GOSH!

the good guys

are y'all watching this? Y'ALL SHOULD BE!

INCEPTION

"you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"

No rules, just right

paul looked really upset when he said he might not tell him. awwwwe :(

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

the worst of it all is that i got this song stuck in my head because some 4th grade girls were singing. let me tell it, it's terribly disturbing to hear little girls sing a song talkin' bout, "baby, i can break you down" babies are growing up too fast. :(

YEAH, I'M THE GUY

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm from Jon Hamm

The Prom Date

justin bateman is hot!

MISS HUNNAY

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, MISS HUNNAY! three minutes and twenty-six seconds in, f. murray abraham starts serving the kids tea! LOL @ 3:19: "i start acting my...my, my heart out." girl, i know what you were about to say!

HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD WOMAN, OR SOMETHING?

SCANDALOUS!!! talkin' bout you and me ...

MARVELOUS!!! baby, baby, can't ya see?

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

i don't condone with song all the way, but i will sing along to the chorus.

Valentine's Day Tutorial

have a good night!

Christoph Waltz in the bathtub!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
TAKIN' ME HIGHER! SPRECHEN SIE NOW, BABY!!

HEY PAUL

i always liked the part at 1:28-1:31. he transforms completely just in a flick of his head. he's like, "bitch, it's a hairflip!"

I See You, Shia

i had no idea so many black girls like shia labeouf. he does have something, i guess, maybe it's his cajun jew swag. but he still looks like a kid to me; i ain't forgot about holes. that account does sound very sexy, but i don't think about him like that, maybe cuz he looks so short.

quizas, quizas, quizas

i can't believe what he said about his mama, though. what's really good, shia? getting your six ways to sunday thing on.

by the way, i wouldn't want to be a groupie, don't see the point in all that, but i will read about it...

BOO THIS MAN!

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.

I Wonder U

i was watching il buono, il brutto, il cattivo the other day and i had the strangest thought. it was during the part where tuco drags blondie all through the desert. blondie's in bad shape and it ocurred to me that i had never seen clint eastwood look so vulnerble and weak. anyway, it gets worse and worse, and as he's fading, he starts breathing heavily. then, the thought, "wonder if he sounds like that when he has sex."

i think about stuff like that, sometimes when i was in high school, i would think about how some of my teachers would look during sex. i wasn't even attracted to most of them, i think it was more of a way not to be intimidated by them.

is that normal? maybe not, but it works.

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