Fierce? GIRL, BYE

I don't know how to feel about Beyonce. She's pretty popular, so of course that's a strike against her.

#See the lady in the back? Over her shoulder? That's me.#

I like some of her songs, but I don't care for her appearance. Black women with blonde hair disappoints me. Another strike.

#See, it doesn't even frame her face right.#

Now, she's playing Etta James in Cadillac Records.

HUGE FUGGIN' STRIKE.

Not for nothing, but she doesn't LOOK nor SING like Etta James. But, if Etta's ok with it, I guess I'll have to tolerate it.

But this is a nice look. But she'll never be as fierce as Craigalicious.

#This looks like something I would wear. I especially like the peep-toes#

Goddamit if I don't love Etta James. Goddamn YOU if you don't.

Flashing Lights #2

Kinda weird to see Mary J. Blige with Stephen Baldwin. Nothing wrong with this, just weird.

Johnny Cash looking very fine.

Bob Dylan playing it cool.

Again, words fail me when it comes to Billie Holiday. I hope she rests in peace.

Cee-lo (aka Rollo Goodlove) doing the David Lee Roth.

I don't really care for Paris Hilton, #who does?#, but this is actually a nice outfit that I wouldn't mind rocking as soon as I get my shape in order.

Here's Matthew McConaughey caught looking very scared and very red.