to the asshole who saw my blinker going and sped up...

what the fuck is your problem? you didn't even get off at the exit i was trying to get to!

ATTN: BLACK PARENTS EVRYWHERE

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS THESE TACKY ASS GHETTO NAMES! it's really disgusting and inappropriate and they're not even cute. just ugly. just like the way your kids act because you don't love them enough to actually do your job as a parent. what you don't realize is, little DraKisha and DeJaylin are going to grow up and one day, they're going to try to look for a job or apply for college. however, because of the institutionalized racism in american society, they will under constant scrutiny and will more than likely be discriminated against because of their horrible names. where the fuck do you get off making up names anyway? let me know so i can meet you there and cuss your dumb ass out. seriously, what's wrong with names like "Adam" or "John" or "James" or "David" or "Michael" or "Eli" or "Penny" or "Margaret" or hell, "Apple" or "Moses"? at least those are real words. but no, we name our children horrendous trash like "Ah' Dasha", "Detrenell", "TyJuan", "Brinasha", "Laqeti", "NoLisha," and all shit like that. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS AT ONCE. ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH! do you even SOUND these names out? did you even write it down and show it to somebody else to see how they would pronounce it? i know a little girl, her name is pronounced "Tatiana," but it's spelled "Ti'Tiana." shouldn't that be pronounced "tee-tee-ana"? i believe it would be. and look, i'm all for creativity, but let's be serious, you just can't make up a name, you just can't. i mean, maybe you can, but i doubt that's how you do it.

PS. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. once you decide you keep your child and become a parent, you don't get a break from that, ever in life. that's just a commitment you can't half-ass. it's all or nothing. a baby is not a tamogatchi or a puppy, it's a actual human being. treat your child like a person, not a show dog.

no, it's not OK.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

the worst of it all is that i got this song stuck in my head because some 4th grade girls were singing. let me tell it, it's terribly disturbing to hear little girls sing a song talkin' bout, "baby, i can break you down" babies are growing up too fast. :(

Is this the same "bear"?

is this "pooh" that "pooh"?

WHY IS THAT WOMAN SINGING MY SONG??

this reminds of that part from jackie's back.

PLEASE EXPLAIN

for some reason, the nostalgic critic decided to do a review of bebe's kid. it was basically pointless, as i felt he misinterpreted a lot of the film's attempts at character development and storytelling. he came at it excessively harsh and without a valid reason. this was not a successful film and no one really talks about it unless it's on BET. so what was the point? he also has an issue with how there is a line in the film in which robin says, "i'mma beat the black offa you," but then goes on to make a very tasteless roots reference/joke. i dunno, maybe it's because i grew up on this movie, but i just don't think it deserved the hell that he gave it, it was just cruel. it just shows that he didn't get it.

Does Christopher Walken KNOW he has a son somewhere?

DOES HE?




CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, PLEASE CLAIM YOUR CHILD! or could he be a voight?

this looks like a case for maury povich!

Random Thought in RM 205

peter, please answer: why is this bald man wearing a nylon stocking on his head?

Now, c'mon...

it's no secret that black women wear weaves and do all that upkeep. it is no secret that white women wear weaves. evrybody wears weaves! some white ppl ask/act racially inappropriate, so i don't think that has anything to do with the movie. and why don't you just watch the movie first, anyway? and why is what black women do with their hair, first of all, a secret, and then secondly, why is it one worth keeping? is it shame? what is it?

M v. MM

I LOVE IT!

I'm Sorry

but i don't see the big deal with drake. i thought he was a singer, but apparently he's a rapper and it's whatever on that song. i dunno, maybe it's cuz he looks like my cousin. i don't get it, but i guess evry girl, or at least the ones in the hood, are supposed to like it. whatever.

OMG, WTH?

FMLTWIA

Cancer from KISSING?!

mama was right, STAY AWAY FROM BOYS! well, it's a good thing my boyfriend ain't around. unless he's out kissing and going down on other ppl... which is gross. i'm sorry, i don't mean to sound judgmental or like a southern baptist, but that's kinda what you get when you go out frenching and eating out random ppl. in times like this, with all these newly named diseases, the best way to be safe is to be monogamous. even if you get a fuckbuddy, get ONE fuckbuddy and bang it out safely.

STOP CATTING AROUND TOWN WITH EVRY PUSSY YOU SEE!

and what is it with boys, do they have cancer in their genes/jeans? you can get HPV from having sex with them and now you can get it from them eating out random chicks and sticking it in your mouth. i always thought kissing was gross, up until i did it, but if this came out a year ago, FORGET IT, i would have sewn my mouth SHUT.

Thanks, Tyra

for absolutely nothing...

Dis ish Right 'ere, N_gga, Dis ish Right 'ere?

diss songs are so hilarious to me, mostly because, most of time, the disser is not as famous as the person they're dissing, and the lyrics and video production are very poor and juvenile.

case in point, brian "b. pumper" pumper going at rick ross:

that was laugh-ha-ha-able, right? it kills me when a man's masculinity is challenged and they feel obligated to respond in the most clownish way possible.

"naw dawg, i ain't gay man, look at how i surround myself with ass...bitches' asses, nicca!"

y'know what they say, b.: "when you try hard, that's when you die hard."

he's a producer and he made that cheap-ass kitchen video? must not be that hot of a producer. and his performance is wack. if you're wack on video, you must SUCK live.

ASIDE:
doesn't he look a little bit like
punk from i love new york?

then, recently, a transsexual named foxxjazell made it known that she made the beasts with two backs with chingy, with him on the bottom.

ching-a-ling went on to make his rebuttal. and again, considering the situation, isn't it a bit a ironic he would defend his masculinity by telling ppl to "eat a dick?" yeah, way to go, gangstalicious.

YOU CALL YOURSELF CHINGY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

i knew something was up with him, but whatever. you weren't that hard to begin with, but now somebody said something about you like being stuck in the butt and now you wanna be "butt-hurt" and "man up". you should be glad somebody would even bring you back up, for whatever reason. call yourself a "tranny-killa," really? ok, homo-homopobe.

anyway, foxxjazell came back with this:

at first i was like, "what the hell?" but, i gotta admit the truth, i kinda like it, can't stop playing it. it just sounds so cheap and ridiculous, but her flow is pretty good. she better watch out though, chris crocker might have words for her.

Well, hell!

31 As a 1930s wife, I am Poor Take the test!

Clown

50 Cent ain't shit for this, for real. LOL at :28-:37. such a hoodrat.

then again, i think if anybody knowingly tapes themselves having sex, they deserve whatever happens.

DAAAY-UUUM!

YOU STRANGER!!

Lost

the video:

a comment from "chrisbzshawty":
LMFAOOOO; i couldn't breathe throughout this whole video . you are funny . now i regret signing up with this name but i don't want to make a new one because i have way too many subscriptions , favorites , and playlists i don't feel like re-doing . but i'll still listen to his music . if anything chris needs all the support he can get . i think it's unfair how one little incident ( well not so little ) will make everybody turn on chris like this . smh .

then, another from the same poster:
rihanna's soft ? if she can hit her brother with a glass bottle; she can take a punch.

now, aren't these nice biased statements? if there's anything i hate more than a groupie is a dumbass groupie. i'll never understand how ppl can be stans.

yeah, it's real sad how ppl don't want to support a woman-beater. what the fuck is wrong with us? poor chris! that poor, sweet, innocent boy just made a teeny-weeny mistake and got carried away.

yeah, she hit her brother with a glass bottle, HER BROTHER. chris brown beat her, not her brother. this girl must be an only child because anybody with siblings know how sometimes you just have to brawl with your brother/sister. it's natural. it's not right to throw glass, but that's what girls do. we aren't as strong as men and sometimes in desperation, we use foreign objects.

women make me sick these days. we really did kill chivalry with our petty jealousy at each other. ugly as i feel some days, i get jealous and i get bitter, but i will never enjoy a woman being beaten, regardless of her attractiveness. that's not my sickness; sorry if it's yours.

Fried Twinkies?

is this what's hot in the streets?