last one, for now

are you not supposed to find him sexy? cuz i do!

Manny Pannies

this is a good one, too:

bradley whitford is just TOO much!

Don't Tase, Bro! Don't Taser Me, Man!

this is my favorite sequence from the latest episode:

did jermaine clement just say...

Kieran Vollard Talks to Rabbits from Jemaine Clement

did he just say something about fvcking? O-O-O-O-O-OH MY GOSH!

INCEPTION

"you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"

No rules, just right

paul looked really upset when he said he might not tell him. awwwwe :(

YEAH, I'M THE GUY

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm from Jon Hamm

The Prom Date

justin bateman is hot!

MISS HUNNAY

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, MISS HUNNAY! three minutes and twenty-six seconds in, f. murray abraham starts serving the kids tea! LOL @ 3:19: "i start acting my...my, my heart out." girl, i know what you were about to say!

Christoph Waltz in the bathtub!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
TAKIN' ME HIGHER! SPRECHEN SIE NOW, BABY!!

HEY PAUL

i always liked the part at 1:28-1:31. he transforms completely just in a flick of his head. he's like, "bitch, it's a hairflip!"

BOO THIS MAN!

actually, it's not wolverine's fault, but hugh jackman is definitely to blame since he produced this. this film is BAD, like terribly, awfully BAD. acting was OK for the most part, but was over-the-top in some instances, a lot of things in the story were illogical and out of place, script was terrible, action wasn't that thrilling, some scenes seemed unnecessary, highly predictable. i hate CGI with a sick passion and i blame all this slick slo-mo action on the matrix. it was done right then, but even the wachowski started to abuse that shit in the sequels.

it just seemed so hollow. and i don't get the point of prequels if evrybody already knows the story. i think the problem with a lot of comic book movies, mostly marvel's, is that the screenwriters write the screenplay leaving out a lot of the story with the assumption that the ppl who see the movie already know the things missing, but then they take the story and distort it inexplicably.

one of the major lowlight of the film is how ill-used a lot of the actors are. most of the people you would expect to be big deals aren't, for example, dominic monaghan and ryan reynolds. will. i. am had a longer role than both of them combined. anyway, at least i got to finally see deadpool and what he does, but this interpretation is a lot more interesting. and the guy doing gambit totally gave up on a cajun accent. he never really had one when he started, it was more generically southern, but all-around godawful. he didn't even look like remy, hair was too long and he looked greasy, not stubbly. and not even one "mon ami"! yeah, and wolverine didn't say "darlin'" once, either.

but, the major highlight, for me, was liev schreiber. for some reason, i've always had a thing for villains. i like heroes and anti-heroes, but villains seem sexy. liev is already sexy, so him as a villain is taking me higher.

MMM-mmm, yes, please! he would be the only reason i would suggest this, but see it on bootleg, download it, or go to the dollar show or rent it from the library. oh, but you know what, you should see it with black ppl, the commentary is too much fun to miss.

Where the Wild Things are

i love the trailer for "where the wild things are."

i can't wait to see it, though i barely remember the actual story. luckily, president obama read it during the white house easter egg roll:


this is cute, but the girls look miserable. i think i understand that, i don't like to share my daddy either.

the song from the trailer is good, too.

I Wonder U

i was watching il buono, il brutto, il cattivo the other day and i had the strangest thought. it was during the part where tuco drags blondie all through the desert. blondie's in bad shape and it ocurred to me that i had never seen clint eastwood look so vulnerble and weak. anyway, it gets worse and worse, and as he's fading, he starts breathing heavily. then, the thought, "wonder if he sounds like that when he has sex."

i think about stuff like that, sometimes when i was in high school, i would think about how some of my teachers would look during sex. i wasn't even attracted to most of them, i think it was more of a way not to be intimidated by them.

is that normal? maybe not, but it works.

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what is he saying? you get 20+ points if you guess correctly and a gold star if you can tell me the movie.

Iron Man's Perm

Two things, real quick

firstly, but if chris evans was trying to put his mouth on me, well, you know the rest. let's just say, if he started something, he'd have to finish it. i always thought gabrielle union was weird.

secondly, fuck beyonce. and i mean that respectively.

What the Effa, Heiffa?

i dunno if i should be putting them on blast like this, but at my school, we have a student council something that hosts movie showings. thing is, the movies they show are clearly bootlegs. anyway, they advertise these events by putting up huge posters in the elevator/stairwell area. so, think about what it's like to walk by a big-ass poster of this:

a few things:
first of all, why does he look so goddamn tangy? the hazel eyes make it even more magically delicious. he is serving such face and the girl is looking away, her face angled to show all the sharp and strong parts; NOT very flattering. do these kids really need to have the shit airbrushed out of them? that doesn't even look like robert pattinson and, she's not in color either, stuck on background status. so, whose movie is this and who is it for? i know edward cullen is supposed to be panty moisturizer or whatever, but is this what the girls really like? though, this is nothing entirely new...

#doesn't Brad look a little like Angelina? curiouser and curiouser.#

#mmmm-hmmmm#

#worth 1000+#

#see-through shirt or not, stuart townshed can touch my body#

#gary gets a pass, though#

the tagline: Evil is a choice. uh, yeah, no shit; so's good. fuck effort poster for a fuck effort movie, from what i've heard. sufficeth to say, this was the last thing i wanted to see on a rainy wednesday on two hours' sleep.

Goddamnit...

I dunno why, but I've been thinking about Jeremy Irons ALL day. Since last night, actually. But then, do I really need a reason?







Hopefully I'll have some nice dreams...

The Tragedy of Richard the Third [1.2]

Is it just me, or was that kinda hot? Ian McKellan laid his game down flat! Don't believe me? Watch this:


"I've got a thing for you."
"Thing for me? Tis a common thing."
"Ha!"
"To have a foolish wife."

DAMN! Coldest Mack in the world!

...what do you mean he's gay?! :(