Quotes

"I feel like my life was easier when I had two boyfriends."

Friend of mine, Monday.

"My uterus was touched."

Same friend, minutes later, talking about one boyfriend's dirk diggler.

"I don't know that; I'm in journalism!"

Craigalicious, after he asked if Kenya was in Africa
and I snapped back at him that of course it is.

"...and she looks delusional in that picture."

Craigalicious, again, talking about Heidi.

Liz has an interesting one, too.