The piano's been drinking

So, Craigalicious made a note on facebook where he wrote a poem using songs. Here are the rules: Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first 21, songs. The first line is the song title, the next 20 are the poem itself. Now, I ended up doing two because they're fun and I was thinking about posting them, then decided against it for some reason. But, Liz did it and then Synny, so I'mma break down and post mine:

A Thousand Thundering Thrills Await Me

But I’d like to get to know you
I turn my camera on
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste

Times are hard

Some people call me the Space Cowboy
She turned away, what was she looking at?
I could have told you why

Oh, it’s been getting so hard

Metal Guru is it you, Metal Guru is it you
The 22nd of loneliness and we've
Well, she was an American girl

She grew up in an Indiana town

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
Never was a cornflake girl
I got an ass so big like the sun

The sea it swells like a sore head

I know a thing or two about her
I am doll eyes
Who wants to buy this diamond ring?

I miss you

Now, I thought this was straight UNTIL that damn Trina fugged it up.

Here's another:

Last Year, Valentine’s Day

You let me violate you
Blank stare
I’m drunk
Why are you doing this to me?
I knew you was fuckin’ around

See me comin to town with my soul

Tell me what's wrong with you now, tell me why I
Well no one told me about her, the way she lied

I said I wanna come over
It gets so hard
Oh baby I want you, you're so fucking big
Sweet dreams are made of this
For your love

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face?

Don’t tell me not to fly
Busty co-eds live live live

Do you remember all our love?
I walked along the avenue
Tombstone baby and I'm ready to roll

I think this one's the best. You get 20 points for identifying all of the songs. And you need those points, trust me.