five and twenty +

Here are my 25 random things, with 5 bonuses:

• 1.Most of the time, I consider myself a camera, so I might move myself around to “get a better shot” of someone or change the “composition.”
• 2. I miss writing terribly.
• 3. I think in pictures, or moving images, but when I see someone or something, I think about how I would describe them/it into words.
• 4. When I was younger, I would be scared to walk past the dining room table because it has a long tablecloth over it and I thought a big spider monster was under it. One day, I “stood up” to it and told it point-blank that if it wanted to do something to me, it could. After awhile when, of course, nothing happened, I realized I wasn’t scared anymore. However, I haven’t worked up the courage to tell that to the crazy, killer zombie living in my closet.
• 5. I’m an optimist trapped in a pessimist’s body.
• 6. I’m an extrovert trapped in an introvert’s body.
• 7. I hate film critics. I think it’s a waste of a “career.” Everybody’s got an opinion, what makes yours so special? Most of them are pretentious snobs anyway.
• 8. I’ve come to realize that it’s hard not to be a bit pretentious when talking about film.
• 9. I’m not party person. I’ll go, but there’s usually nothing for me to do.
• 10. I like to sleep without socks on.
• 11. All of my scripts are written and kept in my head. I have about five in there right now. I edit them all the time.
• 12. I don’t like to cry, especially in front of people. I don’t like when people cry in front of me. I never know what to do.
• 13. Coffee is becoming a large part of my food pyramid.
• 14. I love Coca-Cola, in all variations and products.
• 15. I don’t even think caffeine works on me anymore. As a matter of fact, I like to drink coffee before a nap.
• 16. I think vampires are glorified zombies. And zombies seem more realistic to me.
• 17. I get offended at the lack of reaction when I tell ppl I’m going into film.
• 18. I really like hands; they’re fascinating.
• 19. I also like the sound of typing.
• 20. Not to sound creepy, I like to touch my friends. So if I like you enough, I’ll just reach out and tap your nose or poke you in the back.
• 21. I don’t have a favorite color, but lately it’s been a certain shade of blue.
• 22. It kinda bothers me when people tell me they think I’m smart.
• 23. I like boxes of chocolates, especially the boxes.
• 24. I miss Animaniacs.
• 25. I have “housewife” fantasies and they’re not sexual #most of the time# Mainly, I like the idea of doing housework and taking care of children, waiting for my husband to come home, greeting him at the door, making dinner while he tells me about his good or shitty day.
• 26. I used to not like pancakes, but ever since I’ve been eating breakfast at school, I’ve become addicted to them.
• 27. I really like musicals; in my mind, I can sing and dance.
• 28. I like the way I smell.
• 29. I don’t like to go to bed early; I think that’s why I procrastinate.
• 30. The smell of wheat toast reminds me of my childhood.