Jessica was Googled

"My life according to Google...copy & paste each phrase, then fill it in with the first Google description that pops up!"

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Jessica needs Coffee.
-Yes, please!

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Jessica looks like she’s got a package on the cover of GQ.
-Oh my!

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Jessica hates metal.
-It’s all about plastics.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" OR "[your first name] has gone" in Google search:
Jessica goes skinny.
-LOL, yeah, ok

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Jessica loves her some taco.
-Sho’ nuff

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Jessica eats on Flickr.
-uhhh, anywhere is fine, really

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Jessica has a happy family.
-"...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me, too?"

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Jessica works on her country album.
-“our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…”

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Jessica lives here.
-well, DUH

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
Jessica died after accident in bathroom.
-well, i've been told i'm in there forever...

11. Type in "[your first name] does" in Google search:
Jessica does Dallas.
-Of course.

12: Type in "[your first name] will" in Google search:
Jessica will be no-show.
-yeah, I got something better to do, so…

and can i just say that i hate my name?