Blue Haikus

I am only ripe
and fertile to bear bitter
fruit for you to eat

if i could, i would
sacrifice my pride, but then
i would have nothing

i never knew hate
until i knew you and now
it is all i know

you'll fly far, my dear
darling, but please don't fly too
far and forget me

you purr for me so
sweetly, my little pretty
kitty pussycat

i am the troll who
lives under the bridge and scares
the poor billy goats

bitch, i've got no time
to hear you crying on the
phone, so just shut up

that spider in his
web watches all that i do,
his eight eyes transfixed

school is the bitch that
habitually beats my
ass. she can get fucked.

that boy is very
good-looking, but he doesn't
look at me. pity

"BITCHS GET NO WHER"
was written on the bus seat
I don't think that's true

no one told me
that i'm a fancy clown. That's
why they laugh at me

all the spiders in
my stomach started to crawl
around inside me

i can't stand it when
that spider crawls all around
my back. drives me nuts