What the Effa, Heiffa?

i dunno if i should be putting them on blast like this, but at my school, we have a student council something that hosts movie showings. thing is, the movies they show are clearly bootlegs. anyway, they advertise these events by putting up huge posters in the elevator/stairwell area. so, think about what it's like to walk by a big-ass poster of this:

a few things:
first of all, why does he look so goddamn tangy? the hazel eyes make it even more magically delicious. he is serving such face and the girl is looking away, her face angled to show all the sharp and strong parts; NOT very flattering. do these kids really need to have the shit airbrushed out of them? that doesn't even look like robert pattinson and, she's not in color either, stuck on background status. so, whose movie is this and who is it for? i know edward cullen is supposed to be panty moisturizer or whatever, but is this what the girls really like? though, this is nothing entirely new...

#doesn't Brad look a little like Angelina? curiouser and curiouser.#

#mmmm-hmmmm#

#worth 1000+#

#see-through shirt or not, stuart townshed can touch my body#

#gary gets a pass, though#

the tagline: Evil is a choice. uh, yeah, no shit; so's good. fuck effort poster for a fuck effort movie, from what i've heard. sufficeth to say, this was the last thing i wanted to see on a rainy wednesday on two hours' sleep.